-- celestialToxophilite [CT] began pestering plotHooked [PH] at 22:54 --
[10:54] CT: Hmm, I think the server has been acting up lately.
[10:55] CT: Either that, or our Internet connection izzz zzzporadic!
[10:58] PH: >:O Why, Taula.
[10:58] PH: I am, I will confess...
[10:58] PH: ...I will even swear u?on the ruination of the Alternian moon...
[10:58] PH: ...and the deadly accuracy of the Great Glub...
[10:58] CT: Yezzz?
[11:00] PH: ...I will even swear u?on my shi??ing ?en!
[11:00] PH: That I am very sur?rised you're still alive.
[11:00] PH: Not unha??y, but sur?rised. >:)
[11:01] CT: Yezzz, I can imagine that might be your reaction. ):/
[11:01] CT: I would zzzay, myzzzelf, zzzomething to the effect of "OH HOLY MOTHER GRUB, YOU'RE ALIVE TOO!!!"
[11:01] CT: Except...
[11:05] CT: Mmmm...
[11:05] CT: Oh man...
[11:05] CT: I can't even...
[11:06] CT: I mean, zzzeriouzzzly. What the unholy hell.
[11:06] PH: I'm fairly certain it's the A?ocaly?se
[11:07] CT: Oh my goodnezzzzzz golly, no way! How could I have mizzzzzzed that?!
[11:08] PH: ?robably the very same way meteors are missing you right now. >:?
[11:08] PH: Okay, I'm sorry. That was unnecessarily cruel.
[11:08] CT: ):[
[11:08] PH: I don't know what to tell you. ?erha?s if you live near ... hmm ...
[11:09] CT: Ok, ok, ok. I'm trying to gather my thoughtzzz and type coherently.
[11:09] CT: It'zzz like, everything izzz flying around in my head and crazzzhing together like...
[11:09] CT: ...oh god.
[11:10] CT: Badthoughtzzzbadthoughtzzzbadthoughtzzz!
[11:11] PH: Look, Taula. It'd be a shame if you died. >:\ Maybe you can fly to AEs hive?
[11:11] PH: Although her forest is a raging conflageration of flesh-melting doom, currently.
[11:11] CT: Yezzz, I know!
[11:14] CT: Which izzz partially why I'm not headed there, Arethuzzza.
[11:21] PH: Oh????? Only ?artially????? Do you have some kind of ?lot going on, Taula? Some way to haul your derrier out of the smouldering doom coals of devastation and certain destruction?
[11:21] PH: Because that would be most excellent! >:)
[11:21] CT: You could zzzay that.
[11:23] PH: I could even ty?e it, if I were feeling ?articularly huskto??y.
[11:24] CT: But calling it a plot makezzz it zzzound zzzo...ugh. Thizzz izzzn't one of your zzztoriezzz. Thizzz izzz zzzeriouzzz. Seriouzzz zzzhit izzz going down. Get your head in the game!
[11:24] CT: Ahh, zzzorry.
[11:25] CT: That zzzound a lot meaner than I meant for it to...err...zzzound.
[11:25] CT: Or look.
[11:25] CT: Whatever.
[11:26] CT: Anyway.
[11:26] CT: Look.
[11:27] CT: Stuff needzzz to happen, and it needzzz to happen zzzoon.
[11:27] CT: I'm going to pull you into a memo.
[11:27] CT: You need to drop what you're doing and get in there, ok?
[11:28] CT: Even though I'm zzzure you're buzzzy.
[11:28] PH: I could be busy with very im?ortant things, you know.
[11:28] CT: Beating impzzz over the head with penzzz or whatever.
[11:28] PH: Things that are so im?ortant they make the Im?erious Condescension's Haircare ?roduct look like wiggler's ?lay.
[11:29] CT: Yezzz, I'm zzzure it'zzz quite an engaging plot. Becauzzze holy zzzhit, that izzz zzzome important zzztuff right there.
[11:30] PH: Hee, Hee! You have no idea how much blood has been s?illt over the creation of Her Im?erious Condescension's Haircare ?roduct!
[11:30] PH: So much blood, Taula. So much.
[11:30] PH: Where's this memo???
[11:31] CT: I'm on it, I'm on it! Hold your zzzeahorzzzezzz! ):O
[11:31] PH: And don't think I didn't notice, by the way, just because you're buzzing through your words like a slee?y bee. Because I did.
[11:31] CT: Bzzz.
[11:31] PH: >:O I would never hold onto a seahorse!!!!!!
[11:31] CT: See what I did there?
[11:32] CT: ):] I am laughing zzzo hard over here, you have no idea.
[11:32] CT: Anyway, the memo will happen when it needzzz to happen.
[11:33] CT: So relax.
[11:34] CT: Okay, zzzo I'm going to run off and make the memo.
[11:34] CT: Hold tight.
[11:34] CT: Try not to...pine away for me too much.
[11:35] CT: Alzzzo, look to your left. An imp hazzz been zzzneaking up behind you.
[11:35] PH: Oh, I'll try. It will be difficult, of course. My heart will whis?er to me of murderous rages and silly star obsessed rustbloods whowejldsflssdlf
[11:35] PH: afgjkgjf
[11:35] CT: ):] Hahahaha!
[11:41] CT: Here.
[11:41] CT: #CREATIVELY TITLED MEMOZZZ ARE FOR LOSERZZZ.
[11:42] CT: Oh what the heck...Why doezzz Trollian have to be zzzuch a horrible chat client!
[11:43] PH: Taula, I am not laughing so hard over here. You have no idea. I am looking at your sad, ?athetic attem?t at a memo link, and not even the slightest
[11:43] PH: glimmer
[11:43] PH: the faintest!
[11:43] PH: gleam
[11:43] PH: of laughter. >:?
[11:43] PH: Unless I am lying.
[11:43] PH: #CREATIVELY_TITLED_MEMOS_ARE_FOR_LOSERS ?
[11:44] CT: You'd think they could make it eazzzy to uzzze and intuitive, what with all the thozzzandzzz of yearzzz of technological innovation in our zzzociety!
[11:44] CT: But nooooooo.
[11:44] CT: That izzz way too much to azzzk.
[11:44] CT: Clearly.
[11:45] PH: Awwww.
[11:45] CT: #Creatively_titled_memozzz_are_for_loserzzz
[11:45] CT: There.
[11:45] CT: See if that workzzz.
[11:45] CT: Stupid client.
[11:46] PH: ?ssssst.
[11:46] PH: Taula?
[11:46] PH: ?st. ?sssst.
[11:46] CT: What.
[11:47] CT: What now.
[11:47] PH: It doesn't work. But ?erha?s you can ask your s?ooky sources of mysterious and enigmatic ?otentially celestial origin to do you a solid
[11:47] PH: and make it work
[11:47] PH: ... ?ro?erly?
[11:48] CT: Oh my god, why did I not think of thizzz before. The zzztarzzz will zzzurely guide me. How could I have been zzzo foolizzzh?
[11:48] CT: (I am rolling my eyezzz hard. In cazzze that izzzn't clear).
[11:49] PH: >:) #MemoProbablyContainingAlotOfSpookyHoofbeastShit
[11:49] CT: Ha.
[11:49] CT: Ha.
[11:49] CT: Ha.
[11:49] CT: Hilariouzzz.
[11:49] CT: And yet...
[11:49] CT: It izzz perfect. ):]
[11:49] PH: But does it work? Or is it too much s?ooky hoofbeast shit for even YOUR think?an to handle? >:)
[11:53] CT: Aerie...there can NEVER be enough zzzpooky hoofbeazzztzzzhit. ):]
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