Spooky Hoof Beast Shit: Taula Edition

Midway through the Spooky Hoof Beast Shit Memo, and you can't take any more of this. It seems pretty clear to you. Taula is going to die, and that's too bad, but she's latched onto Aascam in some sort of long distance obsessive romance thing, probably of a Scarlet nature, and now she's wussing out. You should help her.

-- plotHooked [PH] began pestering celestialToxophilite [CT] at 22:19 --

[10:19] PH: Taula.

[10:19] PH: Do you need me to advise you?

[10:19] CT: Umm...about what?

[10:19] PH: On, you know, how to flirt? :)

[10:19] PH: URK, horns.

[10:19] PH: >:)

[10:20] CT: WHAT.

[10:20] CT: OH GOD WHAT.

[10:21] PH: It's okay, Taula. Scammy is ?robably a very desirable greenblood by some standards! If you've decided, based on some bizarre and eldritch arcane star ritual, that you'd like to use your end of the world memo to flirt with him, that's fine!

[10:22] PH: But if you're going to have me watch, I would a??reciate you u??ing your game

[10:22] PH: just a little.

[10:22] PH: A smidge.

[10:22] PH: >;)

[10:22] CT: My face.

[10:22] CT: Could not be any more horrified or angry looking right now.

[10:22] CT: What the hell are you talking about?!

[10:30] PH: D:<

[10:30] PH: All right, if that's how you'd like to ?lay it, Taula.

[10:31] CT: Oh noooo...I am quaking in my zzzneakerzzz...

[10:34] CT: Seriouzzzly. I know what you're gonna do.

[10:34] CT: Yeah, it will zzzuck at firzzzt...but it will work out in the long run! ):]

[10:35] PH: You do NOT know what I'm going to do. >:) Nice try, though.

[10:35] CT: ):]

[11:30] PH: Taula, darling?

[11:30] PH: lA is "direct."

[11:30] PH: You may want to hurry it u? a little!

[11:30] CT: Nope.

[11:31] CT: I'm gonna take my zzzweet time.

[11:31] PH: Hee! Well, it IS best if savored, I've always thought!

[11:31] PH: But your time is short, isn't it?

[11:32] CT: Well yezzz, but I know exactly how much time I have, and when and where it needzzz to be uzzzed.

[11:32] CT: So I'm not really worried.

[Taula cue the 'gesturing to lean in closer' comment]

[11:33] PH: About time!

[11:33] CT: What.

[11:33] PH: You better make this good, Taula, or I will never s?eak to you again.

[11:33] CT: ):/

You're not even lying.