CPH RIGHT NOW opened memo on board TMSHBS.
Memo is now Secret by CPH
CURRENT celestialToxophilite [CCT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CCT: Oh my goodnezzzzzz graciouzzz. Hazzz a memo finally chozzzen to work?
CPH: >':) It a??ears that all the memo needed ...
CPH: ... was an acronym which was ...
CPH: ... IS, even! ...
CPH: ...a??ro?riately critical of your mystical mutant ?owerzzz. >:D
CPH: Seriously, do you really have time for this?
CCT: No, I do not have time for thizzz. But you know what? It appearzzz that you, on the other hand, have plenty of time to wazzzte.
CPH: Aww. I wouldn't say s?ending time with you in what will likely be your final moments is a waste! >:)
CPH: But your consideration touches me. >;)
CPH: Look, that was mean too. Are you ho?ing that our future selves ?o? in to harass us? Because I'm fairly certain that I'll never do that, and, er ... Oh!
CPH: OH!
CPH: Good idea!
CCT: Go right ahead.
CPH: Hey, Future S?ooky Broad! Do you survive the a?ocaly?se?
CCT: Do whatever you're planning to do.
CCT: I won't zzztop you.
CPH: I'm just trying to facillitate the acquisition of ho?e and/or acquisition of the acce?tance that there is no ho?e.
CPH: Isn't that why you o?ened a memo?
CCT: Err, you could zzzay that.
CCT: Ok, it'zzz time...could you pleazzze invite...hmm...what'zzz hizzz name again?
CPH: Your Future Self seems to be silent on the subject. Doesn't look good.
CCT: That guy.
CPH: >:( FA?
CCT: The one who talk$ like thi$. Well, kind of.
CCT: You know who I mean!
CCT: Pleazzze don't be difficult. Not right now!
CPH: Oooooooh, I see!!! Well, well, well!!!!!
CPH: >:)
CCT: Oh god. You're plotting. I know it.
CCT: Juzzzt get him in here.
CCT: I'm zzzhort on time. Remember?
CPH: Why, I'd entirely forgotten you were in danger, T. Sli??ed my mind. Com?letely. ?erha?s if the language you used to ?lead for my hel? was more worthy of remembrance! >:?
CPH: Had more ...
CPH: ... thrilling dramatic ?oetry?
CCT: Oh god no...no, no no...
CPH: I wouldn't constantly be forgetting.
CCT: Ok, fine. You know what? If you're going to uzzze thizzz time to zzzit over there and giggle at your computer zzzcreen…that'zzz fine. Do you know what I am doing right now?
CCT: ...
CCT: go ahead, guezzzzzz.
CCT: Never mind, I'll zzzpoil it for you.
CCT: I'm flying through the air on Owlmom'zzz back…I am holding on for dear life with one hand, and typing away on my huzzzktop with my other. I can barely zzzee becauzzze I forgot my flying gogglezzz at my hive, and I haven't eaten anything in the pazzzt twelve hourzzz.
CCT: Oh, alzzzo there are meteorzzz everywhere.
CCT: How could I forget that part.
CCT: So in concluzzzion, pleazzze forgive my impatience and brazzzh language.
CCT: It wazzz a zzzeriouzzz overzzzight, and will never happen again.
CCT: With much affection and care,
CCT: Taula
CURRENT loanedAllegiance [CLA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CLA: I wa$ ¢a££€d?
CCT: Oh wondrouzzz Mother Grub. Aerie! Did you juzzzt pull through for me?!
CLA: $o, on€ oƒ Mi$$ App€££öƒ'$ vi¢tim$ I pr€$um€?
CPH: I am wounded. I am utterly, com?letely, entirely wounded - not as wounded as you will be, admittedly, if debris ha??ens to kill your lusus while you're flying her through meteorites, sending you s?iralling downwards to dash against the wrecked ground
CPH: ground which! I might add! Might very well be softened by all the ASH and BURNING
CPH: so rather than immediately ?erishing
CPH: only ?aralyzation
CPH: and the slow realization
CPH: that mayyyybe
CPH: you should have a??roached the ?oint more quickly
CPH: in that memo you wanted
CCT: Oh my zzztarzzz.
CCT: Thizzz izzz...
CPH: rather than insulting the hard-working, innocent of all wrongdoing Arethusa A??eloff
CPH: -- but ?retty wounded.
CPH: >;)
CLA: Iƒ I ma¥ int€rj€¢t a qu€$tion, who ar€ ¥ou?
CCT: What the hell. Seriouzzzly. I don't remember thizzz memo being quite thizzz annoying.
CCT: Finally. A rational quezzztion.
CCT: I'm Taula.
CCT: Nice to meet you. I guezzzzzz. ):/
CLA: A p£€a$ur€.
CLA: Aa$¢am ¢apita, at ¥our $€rvi¢€.
CCT: A pleazzzure...yezzz. Ok. So, let'zzz get down to buzzzinezzzzzz.
CPH: >:)
CCT: I know you like that idea, Aazzzcam. );]
CLA: How do ¥ou €v€n know m€?
CCT: Get it? I made a funny!
CCT: Hahahaha!
CCT: Anyway. So.
CPH: I am golf cla??ing. Truly, I am. Hilarious.
CCT: You're both in the medium, right? All zzzafe and zzzquared away?
CLA: I'm not going to g€t an an$w€r to that qu€$tion, am I?
CCT: Aerie, another imp, right behind you.
CLA: ¥€$, I'm in th€ m€dium.
CCT: Oh good, excellent.
CPH: They don't bleed. They don't scream. They're so irritating. >:\
CPH: And yes, Taula, how do you know Scammy?
CCT: a) Yezzz, I know they don't. What a zzzhame. And b) Pipe down zzzo I can azzzk zzzome important quezzztionzzz, alright?
CCT: So, zzzcammyface...my firzzzt quezzztion for you izzz thizzz.
CCT: Are you awake yet?
CPH: This is her favourite question.
CCT: That izzz important information for me to know.
CLA: No, I am ¢urr€nt£¥ ƒa$t a$£€€p.
CLA: I ju$t hav€ thi$ habit oƒ t¥ping in m¥ $£€€p
CPH: He's very skilled, Taula. All work, no ?lay.
CCT: Yezzz, I know.
CPH: There is sim?ly no time in the life of someone like Aascam Ca?ita for useless slee?.
CURRENT loanedAllegiance [CLA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CLA: A£right, I'm £€aving. Thi$ i$ ¢£€ar£¥ going nowh€r€.
CCT: Wait! No!
CCT: Ok, fine.
CCT: I'm zzzorry for being cagey. It'zzz a bad habbit of mine.
CCT: Azzz you can probably tell. ):/
CLA: I $€€.
CLA: G€t on with it th€n.
CCT: Well, firzzzt of all, the two of you need to do me a favor.
CPH: Ahahahaha
CLA: What do I g€t out oƒ thi$?
CCT: A huge zzzolid, if you will.
CPH: Gosh, you two are so cute
CCT: Wait.
CCT: What?!
CCT: Aerie.
CCT: No.
CCT: Bad.
CCT: Pleazzze. Thizzz izzz NOT a time for zzzhipping!
CCT: Oh god I remember thizzz part.
CCT: Thizzz wazzz the worzzzt part.
CLA: W€££, iƒ th€ p$¥¢hi¢ $a¥$ it, it mu$t b€ tru€. Do ¥our wor$t, Mi$$ App€££öƒ.
CPH: Well, well, well. I didn't mean "cute" in the "cou?le" sense of the word, but now that you mention it ...
CCT: Oh for...
CCT: Sometimezzz predezzztination zzzuckzzz.
CCT: For example...
CCT: It izzz zzzucking right now.
CCT: Horribly.
CLA: ¥ou w€r€ ta£king about $om€ $ort oƒ ƒavor?
CCT: Yezzz, the favor. Thank you. (Ignore thizzz, Aerie), but I like you, Scammy.
CCT: You are nice and direct like me. ):]
CLA: ƒ£att€r¥ wi££ g€t ¥ou p£a¢€$, but €xp€dian¢€ wi££ g€t ¥ou th€r€ ƒa$t€r.
CCT: See?!
CCT: Love it.
CCT: Ok, firzzzt another quezzztion.
CCT: How much do you know about your planetzzz?
CCT: And your moonzzz?
CCT: Anything at all yet? Tell me all you know!
CCT: I am waiting with baited breath!
CPH: >':) I am com?letely bowled over by this stunning exam?le of two direct trolls being direct to each other.
CLA: Min€ £and i$ a jung£€ ƒu££ oƒ mon$t€r$. I don't $€€ an¥ moon.
CLA: *M¥. Apo£ogi€$.
CCT: Thank you, zzzcammy. That izzz perfect.
CCT: Alright. How about you, Aerie? You haven't anzzzwered me yet.
CPH: I believe ... Those might be heart ?al?itations? But I'm not entirely sure. >;) I could just still be reeling from Scammy's earlier desire to see me shi? you two! Man, too bad all the other fanfic authors are dead. Or will be, soon. >:(
CLA: I d€$ir€ no $u¢h thing. Wh€r€'d ¥ou g€t that notion in ¥our think pan?
CCT: Oh god.
CURRENT apatheticAbuser [CAA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CAA: N0w what is this f0r
CPH: Why, it's right there, clear as the monetary value of cheese in a world that's never seen cheese before!
CPH: Oh, hi, Cymmy! >:)
CAA: -0-h
CLA: ¢¥moth? What ar€ ¥ou doing h€r€?
CAA: Hell0
CAA: cT invited me
CAA: But
CCT: Hello, new troll. I don't know azzz much about you azzz the Scammer or Aerie...but you're needed in here.
CAA: Why w0uld y0u need a m0aning c0rpse
CCT: So. Pleazzze excuzzze me for a moment, guyzzz. I have an important quezzztion for the...ahh right! The corpzzze! ):/
CAA: Ask away
CAA: I d0n't exactly have much t0 d0 but answer meaningless questi0ns
CCT: Aww, you make me zzzad, corpzzzey. ):/
CAA: I d0n't exactly begin t0 care
CCT: But anyway...you wouldn't know anything about being awake or azzzleep would you?
CAA: N0
CAA: I've already been asked questi0ns ab0ut dreams
CAA: And the answer is d00med t0 be the same
CCT: Ok, ok. Thizzz izzz good info. I think I get it.
CCT: Thank you. ):]
CAA: G00d inf0?
CLA ceased responding to memo.
CAA: I gave n0thing helpful
CCT: You gave me all the help in the world juzzzt now.
CAA: Right
CCT: No. Seriouzzzly!
CPH: She's just mo?ey, Taula
CCT: I know, Aerie, butt out for a zzzecond pleazzze. ):]
CAA: There's a reas0n f0r that dearest Appel0f
CCT: I juzzzt wanted to let you know...that everything izzzn't azzz hopelezzzzzz azzz it zzzeemzzz.
CCT: And I've got your back.
CAA: -0-f c0urse y0u d0
CAA: I d0n't even kn0w y0ur name
CCT: Oh good zzzweet Mother Grub, that'zzz right! I am zzzo zzzorry! It'zzz hard to remember zzzometimezzz!
CCT: I am Taula. ):]
CAA: Hell0 Taula
CAA: It is a pleasure t0 meet y0u
CAA: I am Cym0th
CCT: I know. But the pleazzzure izzz all mine!
CAA: Let me d0 that thing where I talk with0ut talking
CAA: ...
CAA: N0w, if y0u'll excuse me, I have things t0 attend t0
CCT: That izzz fine. Do whatever you are driven to do right now. Oh! And...
CAA: -0-ne 0f us has t0 ensure things f0ll0w the path that has been 0rdained
CCT: I couldn't agree more!
CCT: But...azzz for my advice...
CPH: "the ?ath that has been ordained"?
CPH: Boring.
CCT: When you go in for the hug...be zzzure to keep your eyezzz open.
CPH: Although I a??reciate the ?ortentous language! >:)
CCT: That izzz important. Remember that.
CURRENT loanedAllegiance [CLA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CLA: I'm $orr¥, but what wa$ th€ point oƒ that?
CCT: Shuzzzh Aerie.
CCT: And zzzhuzzzh Scammy. Wait your turnzzz.
CLA: W€££ hurr¥ up.
CCT: Well no.
CCT: You are in no ruzzzh right now.
CCT: Me?
CCT: I need to keep an eye on the clock.
CCT: But you?
CCT: Pfft.
CAA ceased responding to memo.
CCT: You're fine where you are.
CCT: Juzzzt relax.
CCT: Kick your feet up.
CCT: Read zzzome memozzz.
CLA: ...V€r¥ w€££.
CCT: Bazzzh that imp over the head that izzz zzzneaking up on you...
CLA: What?
CCT: Goodnezzzzzz, are none of you multi-tazzzkerzzz?
CCT: It'zzz right there!
CCT: Or will be in...
CCT: Now.
CCT: ):]
CLA: I don'$aƒ dƒ$
CCT: Hahaha.
CCT: That never getzzz old.
CCT: I'm zzzurprizzzed at you, Scammy.
CCT: Mozzzt people at thizzz point zzztart going...
CCT: "OHHHH TAULA! YOU ARE SOOO AMAZING AND MAGICAL! HOW DO YOU DO IT?!"
CCT: To which I reply.
CCT: ...
CCT: It'zzz all in the zzztarzzz.
CCT: Hahahaha!
CPH: How about this? Ohhh, Taula, how long does it take Aascam to vanquish the im? that was sneaking u? on him?
CLA: W€££ I think it ha$ to do with that ƒa¢t that in th€ £a$t ¢oup£€ doz€n minut€$ I hav€ b€€n bombard€d with m€t€or$, had m¥ £u$u$ turn into $om€ $ort oƒ g£owing $prit€, and b€€n tran$port€d to $om€ $trang€ £and.
CLA: I don't think an¥thing ¢an r€a££¥ $upri$€ m€ an¥mor€
CLA: And b€$id€$, ¥ou'r€ probab£¥ a p$¥¢hi¢ or $om€thing.
CCT: Ahh, naturally. My apologiezzz. I'm not uzzzed to dealing with zzzuch...a level head! ):]
CPH: Hey!
CLA: Oƒ ¢our$€.
CPH: >:|
CCT: Ha, zzzorry Aerie. No offenzzze!
CCT: So, Scammyface...I feel obligated to azzzk you a bit more about your planet...or, more zzzpecific quezzztionzzz about it! I apologize for the coynezzzzzz, really. I'm juzzzt trying to pin down where you are in the game. ):/
CLA: A$k awa¥, I $uppo$€.
CCT: Have you heard any rumbling?
CCT: Anything might zzzound like...an earthquake yet?
CCT: Ok, zzzo here izzz the favor I muzzzt azzzk of you...when you hear the rumble...mezzzzzzage me right away.
CCT: Can you do that for me?
CLA: I $uppo$€ $o. Wh¥?
CCT: Becauzzze thozzze rumblezzz will zzzignify that your planet izzz about to explode in a catazzztrophic fireball of horrible doom! O:(
CCT: Hahaha.
CLA: ...I $€€.
CPH: >':|
CCT: The zzztarzzz have told me thizzz. IT WILL COME TO PASS!!!
CCT: There.
CPH: What exactly will messaging you do?
CCT: Aerie, hold on. Wait.
CCT: You don't have to worry about thizzz.
CPH: And I'm sorry, Taula, but no. That was terrible showmanshi?. Negative ?oints. Almost negative all the ?oints. Almost. But I do give you ?artial credit for your creative use of the ca?slock key.
CCT: You can't worry about thizzz.
CCT: Truzzzt me.
CPH: I don't want Aascam to die in a fiery ball of ?lanetary doom!
CPH: There are already far too few trolls left. >:[
CCT: He will be fine, Aerie. Don't worry.
CCT: (I am ignoring your jab at my zzzhowmanzzzhip, BTW. JSYK.)
CCT: So. Scammy.
CCT: I know what it izzz...but I'd like for you to tell me again...juzzzt to reinforce my memory! ):]
CPH: HA.
CCT: What izzz your zzztar zzzign?!
CCT: Thizzz izzz more important information for me to know!
CLA: M¥ $tar $ign? How wou£d I know. I don't r€a££¥ ¢ar€ about a££ that phon€¥ $€€ing $tuƒƒ. Whi¢h i$ th€ on£¥ thing $tar$ign$ ar€ u$€d ƒor.
CCT: Scammy!
CCT: I wazzz zzztarting to like you zzzo much! ):/ And then you go and zzzay zzzomething hurtful like that!
CLA: Wh¥ do€$ thi$ matt€r, again?
CCT: Truzzzt me. It matterzzz.
CPH: What ?art of "all work and no ?lay" was so difficult for you to wra? your think?an around, Taula? Aascam is far too serious to look u? at the stars, even when he's wallowing about in filth-caked gutter.
CCT: It appearzzz zzzo!
CPH: There are easier ways to find out who you're romantically com?atible with!
CPH: >;)
CCT: Oh what...
CCT: What did you mean by that?
CCT: Great. I juzzzt got a huge bug caught in my teeth becauzzze I wazzzn't paying attention. Stop trying to fluzzzter me, Aerie!
CPH: Hee, Hee!
CCT: Really, that wazzz dizzzguzzzting.
CPH: Aww! Are you flustered? Really?
CCT: I don't like where thizzz izzz going.
CCT: At all.
CPH: I'm sorry, was I su??osed to ?retend to believe there was another reason for wanting his star sign? Which you 'forgot'?
CPH: And isn't the a?ocaly?se still a thing? Back on Alternia? Did you ?irate the torrent too? Where exactly is Owlmom flying you?
CPH: Or did the a?ocaly?se sto? being a thing? Because I'd really a??reciate being informed the moment that becomes the case.
CCT: God, Aerie! Fine!
CCT: No. Yezzz. No. I can't tell you. No. And finally...
CCT: HOLD ON.
CCT: BE PATIENT.
CCT: Now look what you have done. You have made me rezzzort to uzzzing capzzzlock. Great job. Thankzzz.
CCT: I have almozzzt reached my dezzztination. FYI. When I land, I will have zzztuff to do. ):/
CPH: Hee! Your mysterious doings are enthralling. Do tell us more!
CCT: No.
CPH: Such as your destination. Why can't you tell us??? You ARE ?lotting!
CCT: Scammy...you haven't told me your zzzign yet!
CCT: Pleazzze?
CLA: Iƒ it wi££ g€t ¥ou to hurr¥ up, ƒin€.
CPH: Truly, Taula, it is just no good asking trolls to do you favors as ?art of some grand scheme if you aren't a little more forthcoming. >:)
CLA: I wa$ puk€d out oƒ th€ moth€r grub und€r th€ gr€€n moon.
CLA: What that m€an$, I don't know.
CCT: You have juzzzt made me a very happy girl, Scammy! ):D
CCT: Wow. Are you zzzure you don't know your zzzign?
CCT: Becauzzze that izzz very interezzzting.
CLA: G€t to th€ point, Mi$$ Tau£a.
CLA: What i$ ¥our £a$t nam€, an¥wa¥$?
CCT: You are very interezzzting. ):]
CCT: Oh! Yezzz!
CCT: It izzz Ezzztrea.
CCT: And it izzz interezzzting...becauzzze if you were born...what, how many zzzweepzzz ago?
CLA: €ight.
CCT: Hahahaha! That'zzz what I thought!
CCT: You, my very interezzzting friend...were born under the zzzign of the money bagzzz. ):]
CPH: How shocking.
CLA: How appropo$.
CCT: A zzzign that zzzpeakzzz of untold avarice.
CCT: I know!
CCT: Are you SURE you didn't know that until now?!
CPH: How much it sounds like fakey fake bullshit.
CCT: I mean, really.
CCT: I am rolling my eyezzz.
CCT: Which hurtzzz, becauzzze, once again, I forgot my flying gogglezzz at home.
CLA: G€t on with it.
CCT: That izzz all!
CCT: Thank you, Scammy!
CCT: You have been mozzzt helpful!
CLA: In r€gard$ to what, €xa¢t£¥?
CCT: That izzz for me to know...and for you to find out!
CCT: <3!
CCT: ...
CCT: oopzzz.
CLA: Oh no.
CCT: Err...
CCT: Umm, ignore that. Pleazzze.
CCT: Anyway, Aerie!
CPH: Well, well, well.
CCT: Let'zzz hear about your planet!
CCT: (Stay in here, Scammy. You need to zzztick around for the entire memo, ok?)
CLA: £ik€ I $aid, it'$ a££ pr€tt¥ mu¢h jung£€. I thought I $a¥ $om€ $ton€ bui£ding$ in th€ di$tan¢€ ba¢k at m¥ hiv€, but down h€r€ I ¢an hard£¥ $€€ ƒiv€ ƒ€€t ah€ad oƒ m€.
CCT: Hmm. Thank you.
CCT: Have you run acrozzzzzz the giclopzzze yet?
CCT: ):]
CPH: My ?lanet is awesome! >:)
CPH: My ...
CLA: Gi¢£op$'?
CPH: ... ugh ...
CPH: ... s?rite told me that it's called the Land of Falls and Radiance.
CCT: Oopzzz, that'zzz right. It wazzz your turn. ):/ Sorry, Aerie.
CCT: Oh! Good!
CCT: So you have been hearing lotzzz of important info from your zzzprite?
CCT: What elzzze hazzz it told you?
CPH: I'm not going to talk about that.
CCT: Ahh. Fair enough.
CLA: Wait, wh¥ not?
CCT: Scammy? Want to...err, weigh in?
CCT: No, zzzhe'zzz fine.
CPH: Because it's cree?y. >:\
CLA: How $o?
CPH: Well, Aascam. Kyarib killed my lusus and tossed its head into the flickering thing. And then he tossed, uh ...
CPH: ... this other thing.
CPH: And combined, they are cree?y.
CCT: ):]
CCT: What? You don't find it attractive?
CCT: Surprizzzing.
CPH: D:<
CPH: NO. I DO NOT.
CCT: Are you zzzure?
CCT: Hahahaha!
CPH: Would you like me to ?aint you a ?icture of what is beg?inning to sound qu?ite a??ealin?ly attractive to me right at this ?articular moment????
CPH: >;) Because, hint: it's not talking about this any more.
CCT: Fair enough! I've had my laugh!
CCT: Enough about WHAT it izzz...have you lizzztened to what it hazzz told you?
CCT: Becauzzze that izzz zzzuper critical.
CPH: No. I just sort of read the magical text bubble. >:?
CCT: Ahh, ok.
CCT: What hazzz it told you?
CPH: 'Brush your fangs' 'Don't trust your friends' 'Don't stay out too late' 'Would you like some wine?' 'Whale you're killing those im?s, sit back and let me tell you all about the battle between Light and Dark. Salmon all your ?atience and cunning and sto? figeting, my sweet!' 'What about a massage?' 'This is searious business. You have a Grand ?or?oise.' (That one was ?articularly confusing.) '
CPH: Etcetera.
CCT: Oh...oh wow. Aerie...I completely apologize for making fun of you earlier.
CCT: That izzz horrifying. D:(
CCT: So. In other wordzzz, no important information yet?
CPH: Everything it said about Skaia seemed ?retty im?ortant. There was some glubbing about a Denizen. And watching out for tra?s. Tee, Hee! I love my ?lanet! It's full of sudden dro?s and dangerous dizzying climbs and rainbows!
CPH: I would daresay it is the most badass of lands.
CCT: Ok. Cool. How about zzzomething that zzzoundzzz like...zzzome zzzort of title?
CCT: (You can anzzzwer thizzz too, zzzcammy).
CLA: Aƒt€r hi$ who£€ op€ning tirad€, I hav€n't r€a££¥ b€€n £i$t€ning to m¥ £u$u$ too mu¢h.
CCT: ):/ Aww.
CCT: Well, you zzzhould lizzzten.
CCT: You need to learn your role.
CLA: M¥ ro£€?
CCT: Yezzz. ):]
CCT: What izzz it zzzaying right now?
CCT: It'zzz hovering right above you right now, izzzn't it?
CLA: £ight and Dark, Gat€$, ¢on$ort$, I'm $o di$$apoint€d, b£ah b£ah b£ah.
CLA: I don't r€a££¥ ¢ar€ what h€ $a¥$, hon€$t£¥.
CLA: H€ ¢an go to h€££.
CCT: Lizzzten.
CCT: No.
CCT: Pleazzze truzzzt me.
CLA: ƒin€, I'££ a$k him what m¥ "ro£€" i$.
CCT: ):]
CLA: B£ah b£ah b£ah, $€€r oƒ Tim€ or $om€thing.
CLA: What do€$ that m€an?
CCT: ):D
CCT: What do you think it meanzzz?
FUTURE plotHooked [FPH2] 5:25 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.
FPH2: I am the hero of light, the lady of luck; I am the singer of radiance -- author of illumination and the bard of all things bright; I'm the Troubador of Light, bitches. Don't stare too long. >;)
CCT: Ha, I wazzz wondering when you guyzzz would zzzhow up!
CLA: A Troubador? ¥ou m€an £ik€ a min$tr€£ or $om€thing?
CLA: And I gu€$$ min€ m€an$ I'm a $€€r?
CCT: Nice work, Scammy!
CCT: Now!
CCT: I will help you!
CLA: I$ that $o?
CLA: Took ¥ou £ong €nough.
CCT: Since you have been zzzo nice and interezzzting (and direct, hahahaha) to talk to!
FPH2: Tee Hee. You're more like the Asshole of Time, Scammy. I don't usually do this, but I wanted to let myself know that the s?rite's coming back soon! Also: sonnets to Or?heus and im?erial harglewargle honkconch, okay???? Later! >:D
FPH2: Ahahahaha literally!
CLA: What.
CCT: Bye Aerie! ):D
CCT: Tell myzzzelf to do it when I have the chance.
CCT: OK?
CPH: >:?
CPH: I have no idea what you're talking about, Taula, but hey. As usual. >;) I'll remember.
CPH: Now that Scammy and I have answered your questions, what's this favor?
CCT: Ok, Scammy, here'zzz what you need to do...
CCT: See your Alchemiter?
CLA: No, I £€ƒt that ba¢k at m¥ hiv€.
CCT: Ugh. Ok. Well...
CCT: When you get back to your hive, which will be whenever you find that return node...
CCT: You will need to alchemize zzzomething zzzuper important!
CCT: It will be the firzzzt two itemzzz your eyezzz land on when you enter your hive.
CCT: You will know what to do. ):]
CLA: That'$ quit€ vagu€, wou£d ¥ou p£€a$€ €£aborat€?
CCT: No.
CPH: Note to self: Do not visit Aascam's hive while he is out. >;)
CCT: Alzzzo, watch out for thozzze vinezzz.
CCT: They don't like you very much.
CCT: FYI. );]
CPH: So he alchemizing something really im?ortant and gives it to you? Taula, how will you not be dead?
CCT: No, no, no...it'zzz not for me.
CCT: Alzzzo, don't worry about me.
CCT: I'll be fine.
CPH: >':) Uh... huh.
CCT: Yezzz, I know.
CCT: Whatever. I'm beyond caring at thizzz point.
CPH: And you want me to...? Alchemize something that I don't give to you as well...?
CCT: Yezzz. You need to do the zzzame thing azzz Scammy. When you go back to your hive, you need to alchemize the firzzzt three thingzzz you zzzee.
CCT: Get it? ):]
CCT: Ok, when the two of you have made your itemzzz...
CPH: I will be certain to consider ?otentially doing this thing that you ask.
CPH: If you do something I ask.
CPH: >:) That's fair, right???
CCT: Err...I wazzz about to give further inzzztructionzzz...but whatever. Go for it.
CPH: Hee! I'm not going to ask now! Message me if you're certain you're going to die and there's no ho?e etcetera the vast dark is closing in.
CCT: Oh. My. God.
CCT: You are trying to zzzteal my zzzpooky thunder.
CCT: Fine. I accept.
CPH: ?lease. I don't want your lame s?ooky thunder. I just don't want to ask anything now. >:( But if you're DEFINITELY going to die, I don't want you getting out of this little deal.
CCT: Am I...allowed to continue, Aerie?! I am fluttering my long eyelazzzhezzz at you and I look totally adorable, BTW.
CPH: Yay! >:D
CPH: Did you hear that, Scammy? Totally adorable. Make note. >:)
CLA: I am adding that to m¥ €xt€n$iv€ ¢o££€¢tion oƒ not€$, ¥€$.
CLA: Ar€ ¥ou $ti££ th€r€, Mi$$ €$tr€a?
CPH: >:( Maybe a meteor got her.
CPH: Although in my ex?erience you go offline when a meteor hits you!
CCT: Sweet belching Mother Grub...that wazzz zzzcary. D:(
CCT: I juzzzt dropped my huzzzktop! It zzzlipped out of my handzzz, and juzzzt...fell! Owlmom had to do a really deep dive to get it, and I am now a zzzhaking mezzzzzz.
CCT: Juzzzt to get you caught up.
CPH: >:( Aww. That sounds ?retty bad, T!
CLA: I $€€.
CPH: Maybe you should say anything you'd really like to say now.
CCT: Why?
CCT: And what zzzhould I zzzay?
CPH: Still ?laying it that way, huh?
CPH: This is cute. >:D
CCT: That'zzz alwayzzz how I play. Come on.
CCT: Yeah, ok. Whatever, Aerie.
CCT: I'm zzztill recovering. That would have made a nazzzty zzzpli...oopzzz! Spoilerzzz! ):]
CPH: ....
CPH: Well. Glad you're still all right! >:)
CLA: Ar€ w€ don€ h€r€?
CPH: I didn't mean to say anything that would cause you turbulent and, sadly, re?ressed emotions to throw you offkilter.
CCT: ...
CCT: Ok, the two of you are making me really zzzad right now. ):/
CLA: That'$ pr€tt¥ path€ti¢.
CCT: ):O
CCT: What.
CLA: W€££, I m€an r€a££¥. I thought ¥ou wou£d b€ mad€ oƒ $trong€r $tuƒƒ.
CCT: Hey, Scammy...
CCT: Pzzzzzzzzzt...
CLA: Tho$€ ar€ hard£¥ €v€n in$u£t$.
CCT: Pzzzzzzt!
CLA: ¥€$, Mi$$ €$tr€a?
CCT: I am gezzzturing to you to lean in clozzzer!
CCT: I have a zzzecret for you!
CCT: Are you leaning in? Nice and clozzze?
CLA: ¥ou do r€a£i$€ that w€ ar€, ƒor a££ int€nt$ and purpo$€$, in ¢omp£€t€£¥ diƒƒ€r€nt dim€ntion$?
CCT: Work with me here.
CLA: And that what€v€r ¥ou $a¥ h€ar wi££ b€ ov€rh€ard b¥ Mi$$ App€££öƒ?
CCT: Why are you worried about what zzzhe thinkzzz?
CCT: Whzzzt do you thinzzzz thizzz izzzz?
CLA: ¥ou m€an what do I think thi$ i$?
CCT: Err, yezzz. ):/
CLA: I think thi$ i$ ¥ou b€ing €xtr€m€£¥ wigg£€ri$h.
CPH: Here we go.
CCT: You know what, Scammy? I find myzzzelf zzzuddenly, totally, and utterly in awe of the magnitude of your titanic lamenezzzzzz. If the true breadth of your lamenezzzzzz were trollified, it would be culled…immediately upon hatching in a puddle of itzzz own fetid egg zzzlime. I find you truly and utterly pathetic. I retract every nice thing I have zzzaid about you up to thizzz point.
CCT: You...
CCT: Are...
CCT: ASCUM.
CCT: There. That izzz your new nickname, lameo!
CLA: ...Mi$$ Tau£a, ar€ ¥ou ƒ£irting with m€?
CPH: ...Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
CCT: OH GOD WHAT
CPH: My, my! Using her first name again NOW, huh?
CCT: WHAT
CLA: That $ound€d quit€ hat€ƒu£.
CPH: Scammy, do you only notice hate flirting? Be honest. Taula, did you KNOW he only noticed hate flirting? Was this your cunning ?lan all along?
CCT: There izzz no flirting going on. Aerie, you zzzee flirting everywhere.
CPH: I do not!
CCT: Did you hear me?
CCT: Can you hear...err...umm...well...READ
CCT: what I am typing?!
CCT: No. Flirting. Going on here.
CPH: MmHmm.
CCT: Shut up.
CLA: W€££ that'$ good, I don't know what I wou£d do iƒ I had to ¢ho$€ b€tw€€n ¥ou and Mi$$ Ikr€m.
CPH: Gas?! What did I say? Heavens. I was just listening to you and Aascam Not Flirt and oh WHAT now????
CCT: )8/
CLA: Oh $hit.
CPH: Have you been hate flirting with Lamia?????
CCT: I hate thizzz memo.
CLA: $h€ $tart€d it.
CLA: Kind oƒ.
CPH: HAHHH.
CPH: HAHHHHHHHH.
CCT: Now who zzzoundzzz like a wiggler?
CCT: WIGGLER.
CLA: I'm b£u$hing.
CCT: Shut up, you are not.
CPH: Were you hate flirting before, or after, you made a ?oint of saying there was no ?oint to shi??ing, Scammy? I mean, really - were you decrying romance at the same time you were in hot ?ursuit of it? DO TELL.
CLA: Roman¢€ i$ not th€ $am€ a$ $hipping.
CPH: And Taula, you shouldn't be discouraged. Now that Scammy's finally noticed you CAN flirt, go back to what you were doing before! >:)
CPH: ?sht. Of course it is!
CCT: I wazzz doing nothing before.
CLA: ¥ou w€r€ tr¥ing to ƒ£irt with m€?
CCT: I wazzz not.
CPH: The very thing a wiggler would say ... in that ?etulant tone of ty?e. Tsk, tsk.
CCT: Anyway, I have abzzzolutely no interezzzt in blackrom with ANY of you.
CCT: For the record.
CLA: Iƒ ¥ou $a¥ $o...
CPH: Teehee! You're so cute, Taula.
CCT: Shut up. Both of you.
CLA: Aww, don't $h¥ awa¥... W€'££ b€ kind€r now, w€ promi$€.
CPH: >':) I'm always kind, Aascam.
CCT: I am in no way zzzhy.
CLA: ¥ou $€€m awƒu££¥ ƒ£u$t€r€d, though.
CCT: Yezzz, becauzzze I have meteorzzz bearing down on me, and I am en route to an important tazzzk.
CCT: Obviouzzzly.
CLA: And ¥€t h€r€ ¥ou ar€, $ti££ €nduring u$ two.
CLA: ¥ou mu$t $€€ $om€thing in at £€a$t on€ oƒ u$.
CLA: Both oƒ u$, €v€n?
CCT: Inzzzightful. But no. You juzzzt needed zzzome important information. That'zzz all.
CLA: ¥ou $€€m to b€ taking ¥our tim€ g€tting to it.
CCT: It wazzz a pretty good guezzzzzz, though!
CCT: Lemme tell you another zzzecret.
CCT: You don't need to lean in for thizzz one...
CCT: Everything will happen when it needzzz to happen.
CLA: I$ that th€ $€¢r€t?
CCT: You, more zzzo than the rezzzt of uzzz, will underzzztand thizzz concept.
CCT: Hell...you will zzzoon underzzztand it better than me!
CPH: ...she ty?es, soulfully gazing u?on the ?ictures of a certain troll she has ?lastered all over her huskto? screen, while meteors rain down, mercilessly slaughtering all!
CLA: $o ¥ou do hat€ m€, but ¥ou want it to wait unti£ £at€r?
CCT: (I am ignoring you, Aerie...)
CPH: >;) See, Taula? I can "see" what's ha??ening as it ha??ens/just before it ha??ens, too!
CCT: Oh my god, no, can we pleazzze drop all thizzz?
CLA: W€££, I don't b£am€ ¥ou, I am quit€ a bit to hand£€.
CCT: For the love of...ok, look.
CPH: Ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
CCT: Aerie izzz right.
CCT: Not about...ugh.
CCT: But zzzhe izzz right about the other thingzzz zzzhe zzzaid...
CCT: About being able to know what happenzzz before it occurzzz...doing what I do, in other wordzzz.
CCT: Scammy, you will experience it zzzlightly differently.
CPH: I'm sure it's very modern
CPH: what you do
CCT: Azzz will Cymoth and Lamia.
CPH: >:O Hussie!
CCT: But Ezreki, Aerie, and and Skylar are like me.
CCT: (Still ignoring you, Aerie)
CCT: Eventually, I will not be zzzpecial.
CCT: So I am trying to enjoy my moment while I can. ):]
CLA: W€££, thank ¥ou ƒor that vagu€, non¢ommitta£ inƒormation, Mi$$ €$tr€a.
CCT: Hey, it'zzz what I do bezzzt!
CLA: Ar€ ¥ou $ur€ ¥ou don't do $om€ thing$ b€tt€r?
CCT: And you know what...I hate formalitiezzz, pleazzze juzzzt call me Taula.
CLA: Iƒ ¥ou in$i$t, Mi$$ Tau£a.
CCT: Thank you. ):]
CPH: >:O <--shocked face for Aascam
CCT: (Ignore her, Scammy)
CCT: (I appreciated that)
CPH: Oh, yes. Do ignore me. Both of you. >;)
CLA: Oƒ ¢our$€.
CLA: $o, an¥thing €£$€ ¥ou wou£d £ik€ to vagu€£¥ hint at?
CCT: Hmm, I'm trying to remember! Although I have almozzzt reached my dezzztination...I am zzzure there muzzzt be zzzome thingzzz I am forgetting.
CCT: You zzzee, zzzometimezzz there'zzz juzzzt too much information To keep track of!
CCT: It makezzz it hard to concentrate zzzometimezzz!
CCT: Hey. Grubzzzauce for brainzzz.
FUTURE celestialToxophilite [FCT] 5:25 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.
FCT: You forgot zzzome important detailzzz!
CCT: Oh boy. What did I forget thizzz time?
FCT: Where they are zzzuppozzzed to bring the alchemized itemzzz. Duh!
CCT: Oh for the love of the Mother Grub...right.
CCT: Thankzzz.
FCT: No problem.
CLA: I'm gu€$$ing ¥ou ar€n't going to t€££ u$ €xa¢t£¥ what that ju$t wa$, €ith€r?
CCT: Such azzzzzzumptionzzz.
CCT: Azzz a matter of fact, I am going to tell you right now.
CCT: When you make your itemzzz, the onezzz I told you to create from zzztuff in your hivezzz, remember?
CPH: No?e. What items were those?
CLA: ¥€a, ¥ou w€r€ kind oƒ vagu€ th€r€.
CPH: >;)
CCT: You guyzzz had better either be joking or remember fazzzt.
CCT: Scammy. You were zzzuppozzzed to take the firzzzt three itemzzz that you zzzee upon entering your hive. Alchemize them.
CPH: I think she means the items she told us about without telling us about them. The imaginary amor?hous items of ?otentially anything. I ho?e they don't cost too much grist to make! I have ...
CPH: ... ?lans.
CPH: >B)
CCT: Aerie, you will need to alchemize the firzzzt TWO itemzzz you zzzee.
CCT: Get it?
CCT: I'm pretending I did not juzzzt read that.
CCT: Anyway, you will need to take thezzze itemzzz and meet on Aazzzcam'zzz planet.
CPH: Of course we do! It's not that difficult. We both have the ability to scroll, you know. And read. As difficult as that might be for you to *hear* and *understand* when you're feeling so ?anicked by being stuck on Alternia.
CPH: But hey, look, you're still alive in five hours and twentyfive minutes!
CCT: Aerie, that wazzz low. Even for you. ):/
CCT: Really low.
CPH: I'm confused. >:( I was trying to be encouraging. >:(
CCT: Anyway, I am going to pretend that didn't happen. ):[ The two of you will meet at Scammy'zzz hive. There will be a chameleon waiting for you behind zzzome buzzzhezzz. Follow her.
CLA: A ¢ham€£€on?
CCT: And it izzz a her, zzzo don't inzzzult her by calling her a boy, ok? That will make thingzzz a lot eazzzier for you.
CCT: Yezzz. A huge chameleon
CPH: They're like lizards who lie with their whole bodies, I think. >:)
CLA: I $€€.
CCT: And Aerie, I know you will be tempted to call her a boy, juzzzt to zzzpite me.
CCT: But realize that you will be the one to zzzuffer, not me, if you do.
CCT: Got it? ):/
CPH: ?sht. That isn't at all why I'll be tem?ted to call her a boy. >:) But it sounds like her reaction might be interesting! Exciting! An adventure!
CCT: You know what? Do it.
CCT: I don't care.
CPH: Oh shit. I need to go.
CCT: Fine. Bye.
CCT: I guezzzzzz we're done here. Unlezzzzzz you have anything to zzzay, Scammy?
CLA: No. I'm don€ h€r€.
CCT: Fine. So am I.
CCT: So done.
CCT: And for the record, you are both welcome. ):[
CLA: <3<
CCT: .
CCT: ..
CCT: ...
CCT: ....
FUTURE plotHooked [FPH1] 1:34 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.
FUTURE celestialToxophilite [FCT2] 6:12 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.
FCT2: <3<
CCT: D8(
CLA: Thi$ i$ €x¢€££€nt.
CLA: It wa$ ƒun ta£king, Mi$$ Tau£a. I hop€ w€ ¢an hav€ $u¢h p£€$ant ¢onv€r$ation in th€ ƒutur€.
CLA: Goodb¥€.
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