ARETHUSA: Hey, what's this guy want?
-- seriousPirate [SP] began pestering plotHooked [PH] --
SP: ahoy
SP: if ye see a rus7blood
SP: 7elling ye s7uff abou7 me
SP: she is a liyarr
SP: and i7 is no7 7rue
SP: jus7 saying 7ha7 so 7here won7 be any misunders7andings
SP: because of some rus7blood coming up wi7h s7ories
PH: Uh oh!
PH: So ...
SP: 7ha7 yarre obviously no7 7rue
SP: aye
PH: ... I ?roooobably ...
PH: ... shouldn't be having tea with her right now?
PH: Whoo?s. You didn't say "her"!
PH: ?retend I didn't say her, too.
PH: >;)
SP: i didn7 say her
SP: i did mean her
PH: What sort of stories is this hy?othetical rustblood going to be attem?ting to ?urvey?
SP: jus7
SP: she is a liyarr
SP: so ye can assume every7hing she says is a lie
SP: unless ye know i7s 7rue
PH: What if I don't know that it's true?
PH: But she's veeeery
PH: ... convincing?
SP: 7hen ye yarre lucky
SP: because i 7old ye she is a liyarr
SP: so ye know she is lying
PH: Toooorent. Are you im?lying that I'd be taken in by any two Caegar flimflammer? Any jack-jolly mountebank? Any filthblooded conartist ?eddling her dishonorable muck-raking wares? Because you seem to be im?lying that any shark could ?unch my ticket!
PH: Why would a rustblooded trollgirl be s?reading stories about you?
PH: I'm confused!!!
PH: Also, this game? >:) This game is e?ic!!!!
SP: cool
SP: mine has finished dowloading qui7e a while ago
SP: so we can play whenever ye yarre ready
SP: and she is 7elling lies because she knows
SP: i mean doesn7 know
SP: aye
SP: bu7 doesn7 like me
SP: or i don7 even know
PH: Uh ... huh. >':) Well, well, well.
PH: And no!!! Don't begin yet!!!!!!
PH: Uh
PH: This game
PH: You know how ...
PH: ... the directions ...
PH: ... well, the "manual" ...
PH: ... was ?retty lacking in words?
PH: And by ?retty lacking, I mean almost entirely lacking?
SP: i don7 7hink i never go7 7he manual
SP: i mean i didn7 ge7 i7
PH: You didn't miss very much. It literally has only six words! ?lus an im?udent emoticon!
PH: But, uhm.
PH: Okay, Ezreki looks like he doesn't need my hel? ...
PH: . . . at this IMMEDIATE moment . . .
PH: >:)
PH: . . . so let me give you a head's u?!
PH: A??arently this game somehow makes our own hives ?art of the game.
PH: So you'll be able to see my hive!
PH: And ?oke me with a giant cursor thing, although I would ho?e you, being a gentleman ?irate, wouldn't do anything so com?letely and hilariously ?ointless.
SP: he he okay
SP: wha7ever ye say
PH: But the thing about my hive . . . and seeing it, uhm. You don't need to . . .
PH: Look too close, okay?
PH: At the walls?
PH: I mean, I . . uhm, won't have time to clean . . .
PH: If I'd known the game was magic, I'd have, uh, made some ?re?arations, you know?
SP: uh huh
PH: I find your "uh huh" untrustworthy, Kyarib.
PH: Why do you think that is? Is it my intuition????
SP: i don7 know yarre7husa
SP: ye yarre 7alking abou7 magic hive designing games here
SP: is 7here no7hing else 7o 7ha7 game
PH: ... Awww. You do believe me, don't you? Although it would be e?ic if it WAS all a trick!
PH: As for the game, welllllllll...
PH: There are a lot of contra?tions and doodads. It seems to be a very gadget orientated game! You bo? this one and it starts a countdown? But we don't know what it's counting down TO yet. I sus?ect that once the time's u? that'll be it as far as ?re?arations go and all the monsters will flood in or something.
PH: Or maybe the contra?tions come to life and try to eviscerate you!
SP: personally i would like 7o see pira7es
SP: maybe even 7reasure
SP: maybe 7here will be bo7h la7er in 7he game
SP: hopefully
SP: al7hough i7 would s7ill all be vir7ual
SP: 7ha7s wha7 i don7 like wi7h games
SP: no7hing is real
PH: ?erha?s. I really did almost deca?itate Ezzy with his sink, though!
PH: He was ?retty wroth, but it WAS an accident.
PH: >;) If I'd been aiming, he would have been less irritated, but also less tall.
PH: My ?oint is, it seems real enough!
PH: And you're a real ?irate, aren't you?
SP: uh
PH: So with you in the game, at least there will be some ?irates!
SP: of course
SP: aye
PH: Hey, did you slee? again? After the big memo?
PH: If you didn't, you should go do that now! I want my server ?layer well rested!
PH: Also, shit. BRB.
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