Breaking Up Is Hard To Do?

-- apatheticAbuser
 [AA]
 began pestering plotHooked
 [PH]
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AA: hello???
PH: >:? Yes?
AA: its been a while
AA: since we atlked i mean
AA: talked*
AA: just wanted to know if you were doing alright
PH: Oh, I'm fine, Cym. As always! >:P I thought you'd decided that you didn't like ?laying games anymore...
PH: ... that you'd just ...
PH: ... dig a hole in the ground ...
AA: oh
PH: ... and stay there, being quiet, silent, hushy and ...
PH: ... inoffensive.
AA: what do you mean by that
PH: How are you? >:)
AA: im doing as well as one could for someone in my particular state of existance
PH: Don't I always mean exactly what I say? >;) Exce?t when using the ancient art of meta?hor to ?ur?le a ?age?
PH: I thought you were busy. It ha??ens.
PH: ...
PH: ... Your ...
PH: ... ?articular state of existence?
AA: Oh it's no matter
PH: You mean strong and silly? >:P
AA: I'm doing perfectly fine
AA: I'm just not feeling very stong
AA: strong*
AA: Or silly now
AA: Curse these fingers
PH: Wow. Mysterious. Or at least a stab in the general direction of "Mysterious."
PH: Was that ...
PH: ... Intentional?
AA: Was what intentional?
AA: I hide nothing from you
AA: You have simply yet to ask the proper question
PH: Oh, right! The ?ro?er question! How silly of me! I should have looked it u? in my index of ?ro?er questions to ask rustblooded trollgirls when they decide to contact you after moons of serene silence. Unfortunately, I'm ?retty sure I don't actually own that book.
PH: So I cannot look u? anything in the index!
PH: >:(
PH: ... Tragic.
AA: Oh of course
AA: That is a reasonable excuse for the lack of proper attention in a pale relationship on both ends
PH: Well, I'll bite. For oldtime's sake, at least! >:) Why don't you feel strong or silly, Cym?
AA: Well
AA: It's quite simple actually
AA: I'm dead
PH: Ahahahahahahahaha!
PH: You didn't do anything THAT bad, Cym!
PH: You survived all the OTHER stuff. I think you get a ?ass!
AA: ...
AA: Do you think I am joking
AA: Is this a thing that is happening right now
AA: ...
AA: Are you busy rolling in laughter on the floor or any other of your insane Highblooded antics
PH: Welllllllllllll ...
PH: ... first, my antics are the antics of the very sane and rational.
PH: Second ...
AA: Oh of course
PH: ... Of course I'm not. It's not THAT great a qui?, Cym.
PH: "I'm dead. Bluh bluh." I mean, it's kind of cute.
AA: ...
PH: >:) Don't think I don't a??reciate the continuity.
AA: You find the concept of me dying painfully and alone "cute"
AA: Because that's what happened
PH: Riiiight.
AA: Did you ever think to check up on me
AA: Have you seen the state of my hive
AA: Have you seen what I look like
AA: No
AA: You didn't
AA: Like always I'm doing all the fucking work
AA: And you just sit there laughing, growing softer and softer
AA: I've spent the past MONTH digging my way out of that landslide
AA: What have you been doing
AA: Writing your disgusting fanfiction? Shipping everyone in sight?
PH: !!!
PH: CYMOTH. I'm com?letely shocked!
PH: You ...
PH: ... actually sound ...
PH: ... like you know how to be angry!
AA: I've had quite some time to learn how
PH: While you were "digging" your way out of that "landslide"?
PH: With your bare hands, I su??ose?
PH: And that's why you're cursing your damned fingers?
PH: Because you've been ...
PH: ... diiiiiigging, and diiiiiigging, des?erate to reach air again?
AA: They've been worn down to the bone
AA: Don't taunt my
AA: me
AA: Goddamnit
AA: Don't fucking taunt me right now
AA: I choked to death
PH: Awwwww. Did the LANDSLIDE choke you?
PH: With its rocky fingers of chokey doom?
PH: Man, Cymoth
PH: At least come up with a ...
AA: Keep doing this
PH: ... REALISTIC ...
AA: And I will kill you
PH: ... story!
AA: If you don't believe me
AA: I'll walk right over
AA: And shove these boney fingers right down your throat
AA: If that's what you want
PH: >':) Whyyy would I want that?
AA: It's obvious you aren't taking this seriously
AA: And in retrospect it's obvious you didn't take a lot of things seriously
AA: Me for example
AA: Our relationship, for example
PH: I took you very seriously, Cym.
PH: Well, mostly seriously.
PH: Adjacent to "seriously," at very least.
AA: Really now
AA: You took a stupid, thuggish hulk of an idiot that fawned over your every word seriously
AA: I suppose your peals of laughter were just you showing how seriously you took me
PH: >:\
PH: I'm ?er?lexed.
AA: Why would you be
PH: S?ecifically, I'm ?er?lexed by what, ?recisely, you want out of this conversation. Dooooon't get me wrong. It's an intriguing change of ?ace, but what exactly are you ho?ing for?
AA: Ah
AA: I've gotten sidetracked
AA: I have two things to tell you. One, something I've been hiding for quite some time. The other, something I've decided to do.
PH: I'm sure that your mind's a bit jellylike, what with all the monotonous "digging" >:P
AA: Which one do you want to hear first.
PH: Hmmmmmmm!
PH: ... You know, or KNEW, or su??osedly knew, although REALLY, did you?, that I can't resist a secret! >:)
PH: So, naturally, I will resist that thing.
PH: Tell me what you've decided to do, Cymoth.
PH: I wait, my breath held, on the very edge of my seat!
PH: I'm extremely curious! >:D
AA: I've decided to break off any form of relationship with you, as well as any form of contact, physical or otherwise.
PH: Awwwwwww, because of your eye???????
AA: No
AA: My reason being that when I think of you, any thoughts are devoid of anything but platonic, murderous hatred.
PH: ?ssst, Cymoth. Cyyyymoth.
PH: Cymoth, Cymoth, Cymoth!
AA: I loathe you, Arethusa. I despise everything about you in a completely platonic fashion.
PH: >:(
AA: I wish to see you dead.
PH: You do realize this is ... contact?
AA: Yes
AA: But I need to get things out of the way.
AA: Do you still want to hear the secret I've been hiding.
PH: If you would still like to tell me, Cym. I am merely an audience for this ?lay of ?athos, after all. >:) Whatever would make you feel best!
AA: ...
AA: And still, you don't take any of this seriously.
AA: I am quite done with this conversation.
AA: And I am quite done with you.
AA: Goodbye.

-- apatheticAbuser
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 ceased pestering plotHooked
 [PH]
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PH: Usually, ?eo?le do not ty?e after they are dead. Like I said: cute.
PH: ... Aww. Goodbye, Cym! >:P


-- apatheticAbuser
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 ceased pestering plotHooked
 [PH]
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