where is the dramatic music?

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FA: > well HEY there. >;D -->

PH: GAS?. SWOON. IS IT REALLY YOU?!?!?!

FA: > it is I! -->

FA: > this reaction is APPROPRIATE. -->

FA: > at least SOMEONE gets it. -->

PH: >:) wheeeeeeere is the dramatic music, Ezreki? I am very disa??ointed

FA: > you CAN'T hear it? -->

FA: > maybe your HEARING ORGANS are INSUFFICIENTLY TUNED to bask in the EXCELLENCE of the THEME SONG to my EXISTANCE. -->

FA: > we are currently EXPERIENCING a chilling PIANO REFRAIN. -->

PH: I do feel a little cold! A touch GLACIAL, a ?inch ... chilled?

PH: But the window to my hive is open >:P Does theme music ...

PH: ...

PH: ....

PH: COUNT

PH: if noone else can hear it? ? >:o

FA: > oh CERTAINLY -->

FA: > those who are IMPORTANT enough to the STORYLINE can most likely HEAR it. -->

FA: > I'm QUITE surprised you LACK the ABILITY. -->

PH: >:( So you don't think I am im?ortant to the storyline?

FA: > well PERSONALLY I feel you should be INCLUDED -->

PH: WELL THEN??!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!

FA: > whether or not the SCREEN WRITERS of the universe AGREE -->

FA: > is not for ME to SAY. >;D -->

PH: IF YOU!!!!?? ?ERSONAL>??LY ?!?@???

PH: feel as if I should be included ...

PH: Don't you believe

PH: deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

PH: in the daaaaaaaaark

PH: places of your INNER ?SYCHE

PH: that the screen writers of the universe would just have to go along with it?

PH: I mean ... that's what would ha??en for the real star! ... Right?

FA: > well WE ALL KNOW how SCREENWRITERS can BE. -->

FA: > they take a PERFECTLY good STORY like MINE -->

FA: > and make SILLY changes -->

PH: They have the ?OWER of ?ENKIND!

FA: > REGARDLESS of the FACT it makes NO SENSE WHATSOEVER -->

PH: There is NOTHING, and I mean NOTHING, not even a thing that exists to make the word NOTHING

PH: that they cannot do!!!! >:D

FA: > I am not QUITE so SURE. -->

FA: > the DISTINCTION here is SCREEN WRITERS. -->

FA: > I would TEND to AGREE -->

PH: True. >:\ They are ... sub?ar.

FA: > if we were talking about WRITERS in GENERAL I'd be MORE INCLINED to AGREE. -->

PH: S?eaking of writing ...

PH: ...

PH: .... do you know what I'm going to saaaayy?

FA: > YES -->

FA: > but I won't SPOIL IT for you. -->

FA: > so do CONTINUE. >;) -->

PH: I cannot be s?oiled. I am the most uns?oiled troll you will ever chat with. This is canon.

PH: Buuuuuuuut

PH: if you once again do not want to dis?lay your amaaaazing ?owers of ?erception and foresight!

FA: > I think it would be for the BEST. -->

FA: > it would UPSET people if I DID such things too OFTEN. -->

FA: > they don't really UNDERSTAND the MAGNITUDE by which I SURPASS them. >;C -->

PH: It is like that E?ic Song, one really IS the loneliest number >:P

FA: > I SUPPOSE. but if the ONE is ME, it's NOT SO BAD. -->

FA: > in fact it's RATHER GREAT. -->

PH: I have never been bored by your ?resence >:)

FA: > this is because you are a troll of INTELLECT and SENSIBILITIES. -->

FA: > you are more AWARE of the IMPORTANCE of PROTAGONISTS in their own STORIES! -->

PH: WAIT.

PH: DO YOU HEAR THAT?

FA: > I hear MANY things -->

FA: > what is the SPECIFIC thing you are HEARING -->

PH: Ooooooohhhhh nooooooooooooooooo?o?o?o?o!?!!?!!!!?!!!!?!!!

FA: > my DEAR, you are making LITTLE sense, even with my VAST powers of COMPREHENSION. -->

FA: > please ATTEMPT to use at least SOME of your VERBATUM. -->

PH: NO NO NO NO NO NO! I think it is CROCLUSUS. He is in a COMFORTING mood, so I will brb! >;) Don't go away, ?lease, valued friend >:D

FA: > oh DEAR oh DEAR. -->

FA: > good LUCK. >;D -->

PH: ?hew! Back

FA: > welcome BACK. -->

FA: > did you manage to SUBDUE your OVERLY FRIENDLY lusus? -->

FA: > or are you NOW speaking to me from BEYOND the GRAVE? -->

PH: And by back, I mean ... I RETURN, with a??ro?riate music ?>:) that everyone can hear!

FA: > that would make a GOOD plot TWIST. >;) -->

FA: > ah -->

FA: > what MUSIC are you PLAYING? -->

PH: I am still very much Before The Grave, but that would make an excellent ?lot twist! If you want, I will COME OVER and you can come back as a ghost! To right wrongs! And avenge deceivers!

PH: Just imagine: The Hero Is Dead All Along!!? ?!??!?!!

PH: ...Actually, that sounds like a really bad movie >:(

FA: > yeah let's NOT do THAT. -->

FA: > GHOSTS are COOL but I am COOLER -->

FA: > I would NOT want to RISK DETERIORATION of my EXCELLENCE. -->

FA: > oh GOOD LORD -->

FA: > my STUPID LIZARD LUSUS -->

PH: And by bad ... I mean loathsome, be-stenched, maggot-writhing festering ?us?ile. >;)

FA: > JUST ATE MY FINAL TROLLACY 25 GAME GRUB -->

PH: Uh oh!

PH: OH N?!??!OOOOO???OOO!!!

FA: > WHY DOES HE INSIST ON DOING THESE THINGS -->

FA: > it's not so bad. they got a bit RUBBISH after the NINTH one. -->

PH: I wonder if my lusus told yours to do that! >: O You just know ... when the day is bright ... when it GLISTERS with the light from a thousand suns ...

FA: > I think my LUSUS is just an IDIOT -->

PH: and the Rainbow Drinkers roam, feasting on COLOR ...

FA: > such FORWARD planning I SUSPECT is BEYOND him. -->

PH: ... that they ?lot. They are both kind of ...

PH: Lizardy.

FA: > this is TRUE. -->

PH: >;P I think your lusus is nice!

FA: > I am SURE CROCODILES eat SALAMANDERS though. -->

FA: > you SAY that -->

PH: Do you want to trade?

FA: > because he does not STEAL your FOOD. -->

FA: > it's quite ALRIGHT. your lusus gives me the CREEPS if I'm HONEST. -->

FA: > all the TEARS. -->

FA: > rather DISCONCERTING. -->

FA: > in the UH -->

FA: > most COOL way POSSIBLE on my PART -->

FA: > of COURSE. -->

PH: >:) Ezreki

PH: You are ...

PH: ... absolutely ...

PH: .... and com?letely ...

PH: dare I say ... even UTTERLY?

FA: > do YOU? -->

PH: I DO. YES, YEA VERILY, OPPOSITE OF NAY, I DO INDEED DAAAAARE

PH: ... say ...

PH: Utterly delightful!

PH: >:D

FA: > why THANK YOU. -->

FA: > you are rather DELIGHTFUL YOURSELF. -->

FA: > hence why I KEEP you in my COMPANY. -->

FA: > even the BEST PROTAGONIST -->

FA: > ie, ME -->

FA: > needs a TRUSTED COMPANION -->

PH: >:) SWOON

FA: > in order to make the story COMPELLING -->

PH: I believe I am coming down with an attack of the VA?ORS

FA: > you should be CAREFUL -->

PH: Tragically, my smelling salts are ....

FA: > your LUSUS might take the CHANCE -->

FA: > to COMFORT you -->

PH: .... not available.

PH: >:( Why would you say that?

FA: > well if you were in fact VAPOURED -->

FA: > and thusly INCAPABLE of MOVEMENT -->

FA: > it would seem a PRIME OPPERTUNITY -->

FA: > for MAXIMUM CROCODILLIAN COMFORTING -->

PH: >:( Is that when YOU choose to "comfort" ladies?

FA: > HAHAHAHAH -->

FA: > NO. -->

PH: When ??! they ?? are INCA?ABLE of MOVEMENT??!?!?

PH: Oh really!!!!!

FA: > for as you are WELL AWARE -->

FA: > I am not a CROCODILE -->

PH: So you say.

FA: > and therefore the WAYS of CROCODILLIAN COMFORTING are USELESS to ME. -->

FA: > I DO SAY -->

PH: But where is the ?roof!

FA: > who ever HEARD of a SUCCESSFUL CROCODILLAIN PROTAGONIST? -->

FA: > I would SAY the PROOF is that you have SEEN EVIDENCE that I am NOT IN FACT a MEMBER of the CROCODILE SPECIES -->

FA: > UNLESS YOU ARE PROPOSING -->

FA: > YOUR EYES THEMSELVES -->

FA: > ARE TRAITORS -->

FA: > OPERATIVES FOR THE CROCODILES. -->

PH: WHY ????? WOULD?? YOU??? SAY??!?! THAT???!?!?!?!?!?

PH: D:<

FA: > I was SIMPLY suggesting that YOU may have been SUGGESTING that. -->

FA: > obviously I DO NOT believe it. -->

FA: > that would be SILLY. -->

FA: > and as is EVIDENT -->

FA: > I am not IN FACT -->

FA: > SILLY. -->

PH: You should kee? not believing it! Because, as we have discussed, the screenwriters of the universe have a s?ecial s?ot for their most beloved ?rotaganist.

FA: > TRUE. -->

FA: > who KNOWS what DUMB IDEAS they might THINK are VIABLE -->

PH: If you believed it, they might ?ity you and decide to make it so. Then I would have lying eyes! I do not wish to have LYING EYES, or a crocodile friend. >:(

FA: > we shall have to make sure that if it is INCLUDED -->

FA: > it is SWIFTLY RETCONNED -->

FA: > I must ADMIT -->

FA: > even I do not know what having your EYEBALLS RETCONNED feels like. -->

PH: Hee Hee! But ?erha?s we can make this ?ower work in our favor!!

PH: Oh, whoo?s >;)

PH: I meant "your" favor

FA: > HAHA -->

FA: > it's QUITE alright -->

FA: > I'm SURE you will have some SCREENTIME of your OWN -->

PH: I have a new fic..... if you were to believe in it and it were to become CANON ... >:D

FA: > one must FLESH out the SIDE CHARACTERS of COURSE. -->

FA: > oh -->

FA: > I SEE -->

FA: > what is THIS one ABOUT? -->

PH: By that very ?leasingly sha?ed "oh," do you ...

PH: ?erchance ...

PH: mean to say ... in your MANLY warrior way ...

PH: "Yes, dearest friend, of course! It is but the work of a moment!"

PH: >:D

FA: > you KNOW as WELL as I -->

FA: > or at LEAST APPROACHING a similar level as I -->

FA: > that I must take my ROLE very SERIOUSLY -->

FA: > I cannot simply BELIEVE in ALL fictions THRUST at me -->

FA: > I must first CONSIDER the RAMIFICATIONS -->

PH: >:\ I will RAM this FICTION down y?OU?R TH??ROAT???R

PH: that you might better consider it >:)

FA: > oh DEAR -->

FA: > you DO remember what HAPPENED last time you TRIED that. -->

PH: in a fashion a??ro?riate to your sagaciousness >;)

FA: > it was rather AWKWARD. -->

FA: > I wasn't able to CHEW in a SENSIBLE FASHION for AGES -->

PH: Oh, right. >:( And Croclusus tried to comfort you.

FA: > YES. -->

PH: Luckily, you don't NEED your mouth to abscond >:)

FA: > luckily the STUPID LIZARD then attempted to EAT the CROCODILE. -->

FA: > which caused enough EXASPERATION for me to make a TACTICAL RETREAT -->

PH: That was great!!

FA: > YES. -->

PH: You made your tactical retreat with great a?lomb, I must say

FA: > although not a SCENE I think needs MUCH REVISITING in the SCREEN PLAY. -->

PH: I am glad I managed to video it for ?osterity

FA: > in FACT I belive it could be ENTIRELY OVERLOOKED -->

PH: otherwise, what brilliance might have been lost? >: o

FA: > for the GOOD of the NARRATIVE. -->

FA: > there was NO BRILLIANCE -->

FA: > APART FROM ME -->

FA: > APART FROM ME THERE WAS NO BRILLIANCE -->

PH: Uh oh

PH: ... does that ...

PH: Erm.

FA: > THE SEVERE LACK OF BRILLIANCE -->

PH: >:\

FA: > WAS WHAT MADE IT A BAD SCENE -->

PH: Ezreki?

FA: > THE FOLLOWING NIGHTS FILLED WITH NIGHTMARES OF CROCODILES -->

FA: > WERE ALSO NOT BRILLIANT -->

FA: > THESE SCENES MUST BE WRITTEN OUT -->

PH: Does that mean ... in a strictly hy?othetical fashion, you understand ... being ... so understanding ...

FA: > THEY DID NOT HAPPEN -->

FA: > HAHAHAHAH -->

FA: > HAHAH -->

FA: > HAH -->

PH: ... that you would be unha??y if your brilliance had been u?loaded to grubinatube?

FA: > HAAAAH -->

FA: > EXCUSE ME -->

FA: > I MUST -->

FA: > ATTEND TO THE AIR -->

FA: > OUTSIDE -->

FA: > FOR A MOMENT -->

PH: >:o

PH: DEE? BREATHS!

PH: >:( Ezreki. You must be doing very, very important things right now. Things so important I can barely imagine them. Do you know what I can imagine? I can imagine a NEW FIC JUST FOR YOU. I will write it while you are gone! ?>:D

FA: > ahem. -->

PH: Lizard Lusus said OMG I am <3 for you Croc Lusus BUT OUR TROLLKIDS MAY NEVER KNOW, and THEN

FA: > the AIR needed MUCH attention. -->

PH: out of NOWHERE

PH: while the water sparkled like -- oh! You have returned, trium?hant?

FA: > please do NOT write FICTIONS about our LUSUSES. I told you it makes the UNIVERSE CRY. -->

PH: Yes, I remember that! >:D

PH: Tears of joy!

FA: > tears of UNIVERSE BLOOD -->

PH: RAINBOW TEARS! >:D

FA: > the universe does not like BLEEDING. -->

FA: > it makes a whole lot of nasty PARADOXES and PLOT HOLES -->

FA: > you know how I feel about PLOT HOLES. -->

PH: Then why would it be so easy to ?uncture the lowbloods?

PH: No offense! You, naturally, are beyond such silly restrictions as hemos?ectrum

FA: > it dislikes it's OWN BLEEDING. -->

FA: > yes. -->

PH: You are MUCH more DIFFICULT to ?UNCTURE >:P

FA: > the HEMOSPECTRUM. -->

FA: > such STUPID SILLY SHIT. -->

FA: > and I am -->

FA: > more or LESS -->

FA: > UNPUNCTURABLE. -->

PH: Are you stating that for a fact? Or do you want to ?lay the ?uncture game?

FA: > the PUNCTURE GAME -->

FA: > much like the HEMOSPECTRUM -->

FA: > is STUPID SILLY SHIT -->

FA: > therefore I REFUSE to PLAY it. -->

PH: >:( Are you ...

PH: ... Feeling perhaps ...

PH: ... A little ...

PH: ... just a smidge ...

PH: ... the TINIEST increment IMAGINABLE ...

PH: ... maybe even tinier ...

PH: ... blue?

FA: > no more than REQUIRED by my BLOOD, no. -->

PH: >:\ Are you certain?

FA: > I am ALWAYS certain. -->

FA: > but sometimes I am MORE certain than OTHERS -->

FA: > how CERTAIN I am can only be MEASURED by an OUTSIDE observer -->

PH: My all-seeing S?YGLASSES tell me that you are EXTREMELY, even EXTRAVAGANTLY

FA: > it's some WEIRD SCIENCE SHIT. -->

PH: and by EXTRAVAGANTLY, I almost mean FRIVOLOUSLY, except naturally you make it all the more im?ortant

PH: ... blue.

FA: > I SEE. -->

PH: Blushingly blue >:P

PH: I think you might want more LUSUS FICS and UNIVERSE TEARS >:P

FA: > and WHY would you CONJECTURE this to be SO? >;/ -->

FA: > I think NOT. -->

PH: >: o ... the universe could be your kismesis! this is GREAT!

PH: you are so de?lorably brilliant

PH: your brilliance rubs off on ME

PH: >:D

FA: > no no no. The UNIVERSE is a MERE CONTAINER for my BRILLIANCE -->

FA: > it in ITSELF only gains EXCELLENCE by ASSOCIATION. -->

FA: > much like YOU. -->

FA: > although you had MORE of your OWN to begin with. -->

FA: > >;D -->

PH: Ezreki >:( That worries me

PH: (Thank you! >:D )

FA: > why do you WORRY so -->

PH: Because what if the universe cannot contain your brilliance? >: O

PH: What will ha??en to it?

PH: Will it break and be all your FAULT?

FA: > no NO -->

PH: That is not very ?rotaganist like

FA: > it's like some sort of SILICON BATHTUB THING -->

FA: > PLENTY of WIGGLING room. >;) -->

FA: > afterall it has been CUSTOM MADE just for ME. -->

PH: ?hew! That is a relief >:) Once again, you have eased my mind

FA: > quite ALRIGHT. -->

PH: Ezre?ki????????

FA: > wouldn't WANT you FRETTING over the possible DESTRUCTION of the UNIVERSE. -->

FA: > yes? -->

PH: I was thinking about our FLAR? TEAM NAME. >:|

PH: Which we both agreed, by which I mean...

PH: You said, with the utmost grace ?OSSIBLE

FA: > oh dear. -->

PH: and I of course raised my eyebrows in MILDLY ASTONISHED DELIGHT

PH: and said, 'He has done it again. My heart flutters so.'

PH: That we would ?ick the ?erfect name

PH: A name so badass

PH: It might ri? a hole in s?ace and time

FA: > I thought we DECIDED that "THE WONDERFUL MR. LUCERI AND GUEST" was PERFECTLY REASONABLE. -->

PH: And then you said 'Team Ezreki'

PH: >:/ Right, I ...

PH: ... Somehow forgot the whole thing.

FA: > it HAPPENS. -->

PH: Do you still want that to be our name?????

FA: > it WAS my IDEA afterall. -->

FA: > are you POSITING that this is not ACCEPTABLE? -->

PH: >:/ well...

PH: I think ... it might be too much like ... you are your own O?ENING ACT!

PH: Which is truly terrible, and detracts from your ?ersonal badassness ... as unbelievable as that may sound

PH: I am very grimly afraid that it is true

FA: > oh DEAR. -->

FA: > I would NOT want THAT to be the CASE at ALL. -->

PH: It is a ?roblem, don't you think?? What should we do???

FA: > we MUST SIMPLY attempt to SURPASS our PREVIOUSLY EXCELLENT THOUGHTS -->

FA: > for it has been made APPARENT they are simply not EXCELLENT enough. -->

PH: Ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh??hhh???hhh?! Gosh, I am so relieved

FA: > yes? -->

FA: > well that is GOOD then. -->

FA: > I SUPPOSE. -->

PH: >:) You are so good at coming u? with excellent things, I know your next suggestion will be the BEST

FA: > of COURSE if YOU have any IDEAS -->

FA: > I SUPPOSE -->

FA: > I could make an EXCEPTION -->

FA: > this ONCE -->

FA: > and CONSIDER THEM -->

PH: >:D Didn't we JUST, but mere MOMENTS EARLIER, discuss my LACK of smelling salts????

PH: You sure know how to make a girl feel their lack >;)

FA: > HAHAH. Yes INDEED. -->

FA: > this is ENTIRELY true. -->

FA: > although not in ANY WAY that might be CONSTREUED as being PERVERSE or SOCIALLY UNACCEPTABLE. -->

FA: > for that would NO DOUBT lead to BAD THINGS -->

FA: > even with ME as PROTAGONIST -->

PH: Hee Hee! The ?rotaganist is usually outside society's confines. You needn't fear the malingering whis?ers of the legislacerators or gossipummelers!

PH: >:)

FA: > this is TRUE -->

FA: > maybe I should GO and have a WORD with them to CLARIFY this POINT some time. -->

PH: Would you say that I am always right? :>:D

FA: > you are OFTEN CORRECT, yes. -->

PH: so.................. you believe this?

FA: > what am I BELIEVING? -->

PH: that I am often correct! >:P I want confirmation before I ?osit a theory

PH: which you have ?robably already guessed

FA: > OFTEN, yes. -->

PH: >:( sometimes I worry that I will bore you

FA: > POSIT your THEORY -->

FA: > and FEAR not of BORING -->

FA: > for the greatest FOOL is the one who lets themselves be BORED -->

FA: > simply being ME is EXCITEMENT enough! -->

PH: Oohh, is that the new catch?hrase for the autiobiography? >:)

PH: Because it is a go?od o?ne!!!!?!?!!

FA: > it is NOW. >;D -->

PH: My theory is this: If I am always right, according to you, then my next Team Name suggestion will naturally be exactly what you want it to be! >:) And the one we use forever!!

FA: > ah -->

PH: Because otherwise you would say something to make me lose my train of thought or >:o something else clever

FA: > but what I ACTUALLY said was -->

FA: > OFTEN right. -->

PH: But I have already been wrong once in this conversation, haven't I? >:(

FA: > for we must RECALL the time you SUGGESTED I was NOT in fact the PROTAGONIST -->

PH: If ...

PH: ... I was wrong ...

PH: ... AGAIN ...

PH: Wouldn't that make >: O YOU wrong?

FA: > not at ALL. -->

PH: >:( Ex?lain.

FA: > at any given MOMENT -->

FA: > I am either RIGHT -->

FA: > or OTHERWISE RIGHT -->

FA: > but in a DIFFERENT WAY -->

FA: > from the FIRST RIGHT -->

FA: > but never WRONG. >;D -->

FA: > you are OFTEN correct but not ALWAYS -->

FA: > that is the STATEMENT I make. -->

PH: I guess that makes sense

PH: I cannot see a single logical inconsistency >:) You have done it again

FA: > and yet AGAIN you are CORRECT. >;) -->

PH: Back to the ?roblem at hand, what about ...

PH: ... I hope you are imagining ... THUNDER, and DARK CLOUDS, ROILING???? across the LUMI?NOUS GRE?EN MOON as it SETS ...

PH: .... allowing sinister scorching brightness to ?lay across the mountainto?s....

PH: Team Rainbow Dancers? >:D

PH: I cannot imagine a universe in which that is not the e?itome of badass

FA: > THIS UNIVERSE -->

FA: > the universe is THIS one. -->

FA: > DESPITE what those RAINBOW DRINKER FANGIRLS would have you BELIEVE -->

FA: > rainbows -->

FA: > are NOT IN FACT -->

FA: > an ACCEPTABLE APPLICATION -->

FA: > to which the word BADASS may be put. -->

PH: First of all, Rainbow Drinker Fangirls can be very awesome!

PH: I will have you know! I have met some! >:)

FA: > I think my lusus ATE the last one I met. -->

PH: They are not ?art of a huge cons?iracy ! They do not know the truth, either. They merely...

FA: > and by met I mean WIPED FROM THE FACE OF THE PLANET. -->

PH: ... Are. >:( Until they meet YOU a??arently.

FA: > correct AGAIN. >;D -->

PH: If I said I was dancing with a rainbow, would you not be the teensiest tiniest bit acknowledging of the fact

PH: that it would be a terrifying ex?erience?

PH: Es?ecially for those whose sacrifice was necessary to make the Rainbow ?>:)

FA: > the COMBINATION of RAINBOWS and YOURSELF -->

FA: > would not FILL me with this UNKNOWN EMOTION of TERROR. -->

PH: Sigh.

FA: > why are you SIGHING -->

FA: > you know I FIND it BOTHERSOME. -->

PH: I sigh that I might not wee?

PH: at another exam?le of your damnable stoic heroism

FA: > I SEE. -->

FA: > do you have any RAINBOWLESS suggestions -->

FA: > or shall I have to do ALL the WORK again? -->

PH: >:) You cannot TRULY SEE what you are to someone who is NOT YOU

PH: And that ... I confess ...

PH: ... hel?s keep the envy I would naturally otherwise feel

PH: to a minimum

FA: > I see. -->

FA: > ENVY is OK of course. -->

FA: > it SHOWS you KNOW how GREAT I am. -->

PH: Team Awesome Justice Heroes ????

FA: > I'm NOT SURE how I FEEL about JUSTICE -->

FA: > it SEEMS awfully RESTRICTING -->

PH: Not if you are in charge, and get to decide what justice is! >:D

PH: But ?erhaps you are correct... What am I saying? Of course you are correct!

FA: > haha. -->

PH: Team ?rotaganist? That way it KIND OF has your name in it, but in a less diminishing way

FA: > TRUE -->

FA: > however it SOUNDS as if there is ONLY one MEMBER -->

FA: > which is SILLY for a TEAM. -->

PH: GASP.

PH: ......................

PH: .........................

PH: .......................................

FA: > all these DOTS -->

FA: > why are they HERE -->

PH: I ...

PH: >:D Am touched, Ezreki!

FA: > WHO or WHAT is TOUCHING you? -->

FA: > is it that CROCODILE LUSUS AGAIN? -->

PH: YOU ARE, SILLY!

PH: You just ...

PH: ... gave ...

PH: ... me ...

PH: EQUAL BILLING

FA: > oh DID I -->

FA: > I -->

FA: > I see how that might be CONSTRUED. -->

PH: I think I need ALL the smelling salts now

FA: > HMM -->

FA: > well as I cannot ARGUE with MYSELF -->

PH: And they might not be enough!!!!

FA: > I suppose this must be the CORRECT thing to have DONE. -->

FA: > I suppose you can have an HONOURARY POSITION on the TEAM? -->

PH: Quick, take me down a ?eg! If I use u? all the smelling salts now, what ever will I do next time you are so dashing?!

FA: > I think all things CONSIDERED -->

FA: > this happens so FREQUENTLY -->

FA: > you will simply need MORE salts. -->

PH: ?erha?s I will one day get used to your charm >:)

FA: > POSSIBLY. -->

FA: > it would CERTAINLY save your SALTS. -->

PH: But oh no! Here's a horrible thought

PH: No, it is too horrible

PH: I cannot

PH: Nay, verily

PH: WILL NOT

FA: > what are these HORRIBLE thoughts you have. -->

PH: im?art it here

FA: > you KNOW I know ALL the ANSWERS anyway, you MIGHT AS WELL lay it OUT as a FORMALITY. -->

FA: > >;) -->

PH: Are you certain you ...

PH: ... really ...

PH: ... truly, honestly, veraciously ...

PH: ... on the Grand Highblood's Grand Joke ...

PH: ... want me to ... say it?

FA: > this would be a GOOD IDEA, YES. -->

PH: Oooooooooookay

PH: Just ... try to remember, I ... I thought it might be too ...

PH: Forward >:?

PH: But if I were to become used to your charm, I would then be immune to it

FA: > you say this as if I could be TAKEN ABACK -->

PH: Would it then not be

PH: LESSENED? >: O

PH: In fact, NONEXISTENT?

FA: > this is not how it would PROCEED. -->

PH: at least in my ?articular case

FA: > in fact all that would happen is that you would gain a GREATER APPRECIATION for the WONDERS of my CHARM -->

FA: > whilst not having to GRAB for the SALTS -->

FA: > at every OCCASSION. -->

PH: but the salts add s?ice

PH: without the salts

PH: would your charm not be bland? >:(

FA: > ARE YOU SUGGESTING -->

FA: > that I -->

FA: > AS MYSELF ALONE -->

FA: > AM NOT SUFFICIENTLY CHARMING? -->

FA: > THIS IMPLICATION IS GRAVE -->

PH: This ... im?lication ... is ... >B|

PH: BEYOND the grave

FA: > NO NO -->

FA: > you GET NO COOL 'B' SHADES -->

FA: > I TAKE THEM AWAY FROM YOU -->

FA: > THESE SHADES ARE NO LONGER YOURS -->

FA: > BECAUSE YOU SAID SOMETHING SO PREPOSTEROUS -->

PH: You see, Ezreki!

PH: You are getting less charming already!

PH: >: O

PH: Maybe it is a curse!!!!!

FA: > I -->

FA: > NO -->

FA: > WHAT -->

FA: > DON'T BE SILLY -->

FA: > YOU'RE BEING -->

FA: > SILLY -->

FA: > HAHAH -->

FA: > YOUR VERBATUM IS A JOKE -->

FA: > I LAUGH AT YOUR SILLY FOOLISHNESS -->

PH: Yes, you caught me. I am just teasing you. >:) You are still ?retty charming.

FA: > I knew that. -->

FA: > >;D -->

FA: > I was UHH -->

FA: > just JOKING also -->

PH: I can ?ossibly seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee you riiiiiiiiiiight

FA: > because as MENTIONED -->

PH: at this very moment

PH: >:)

FA: > I KNEW what you were GOING to SAY. -->

FA: > what -->

FA: > are you -->

FA: > SPYING -->

FA: > again -->

PH: If

PH: I were to tell you

PH: in a ?ossibly hy?othetical turn of the ?lot ?age

PH: which is in no way s?oilery

PH: that you flush the ?rettiest blue, like midnight

PH: would you say

PH: HA YOU ARE S?YING I KNEW IT?

PH: >;)

FA: > I -->

FA: > IT WOULD DEPEND -->

FA: > ON WHETHER I WAS -->

FA: > BLUE -->

FA: > OR NOT -->

FA: > I -->

FA: > THE QUESTION IS SILLY -->

FA: > I TOLD YOU NOT TO ASK SILLY QUESTIONS -->

PH: You did?

FA: > it was CLARIFIED a LONG time AGO. -->

FA: > you KNOW this. -->

PH: >:(

PH: I must ...

PH: ... have ...

PH: ... lost my memory!

PH: Or maybe it was STOLEN!

FA: > oh DEAR. -->

FA: > it was probably the SALT. -->

PH: Or your incredible aura of command. Hee Hee.

FA: > heheh. -->

FA: > yes. -->

PH: Or ?ossibly a combination of the two.

FA: > THIS is also PLAUSIBLE. -->

PH: Do I remember Team Rainbow Dancers is a GO?

PH: I seem to remember that!!!

FA: > you remember WRONG -->

FA: > you should TAKE NOTES. -->

PH: Oh, whoo?s. That was rather ... SILLY of me, wasn't it? I will try not to be so easily swayed again

FA: > quite RIGHT. -->

PH: What about ... Team Total Domination? oooooooor.......

PH: Team ... R. Domination? >:D

FA: > TEAM FEAR NOT THE REAPER -->

FA: > it's a JOKE -->

FA: > because WE are the REAPER -->

FA: > and they should fear us. -->

FA: > because otherwise they'll DIE. -->

FA: > HAHAH. -->

PH: HAHAHAHA!

PH: Wait!

PH: >:( Won't they die anyway?

FA: > YES. -->

FA: > it was just something for them to PONDER in their last MOMENTS. -->

PH: Oh, I see! So instead of a last meal ...

PH: ... a delicious last meal of cotton candy and pepperoni squid egg omelettes ...

PH: ... a meal so decadently scrumptious that the mind would be BLOWN if it even

PH: DARED

PH: try comprehend it!

PH: (Unless of course the mind was yours >:P )

PH: ... we will give them a last ?hiloso?hical thought?

FA: > CORRECT -->

FA: > you have -->

FA: > EARNED BACK -->

FA: > your SHADES. -->

FA: > B -->

PH: That is very kind of you, Ezreki. ?erha?s even magnanimous, but I do not want them anymore. >:P

PH: Thanks anyway!!!!!!!!

FA: > oh. -->

FA: > oh ok. -->

FA: > THAT'S -->

FA: > FINE. -->

FA: > I GUESS. -->

PH: >:) YOUR guesses are just as good as facts

FA: > INDEED. -->

PH: I think Team Fear Not The Reaper is ?retty good

FA: > this is WHY I SUGGESTED it. -->

FA: > shall we PROCEED with this NAME? -->

PH: I thought you might want me to SAY it, since you seem to like it when I say

PH: OBVIOUS things that you already know

FA: > well YES -->

FA: > you SAY them in a way that is IN SOME RESPECTS -->

FA: > ENDEARING. -->

PH: Awwwwwwwwwww >:)

PH: I must have been mistaken

PH: earlier

PH: about your charm being lessened

PH: because that was very charming >:P

FA: > heheh. -->

PH: Have you thought about giving lessons?

FA: > I have NOT -->

PH: To some of the ?easants

FA: > alas there is -->

FA: > too MUCH to teach. -->

PH: Aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggghhhhhhhhhhhhh!?hhh?HH!!!//??HHHH

PH: Ezrkierjeier shELP stljtet TUPIDL lsdfdf dCl

FA: > I see. -->

FA: > did your -->

FA: > CROCODILE LUSUS -->

FA: > do something STUPID again -->

FA: > shall I have to LEAP across the MOUNTAIN ranges in a GALANT rescue ATTEMPT? -->

PH: sdfldk

PH: fthsul GUGH

FA: > I'll get my SICKLE. -->

PH: ????????????????FF??F??F???????????!?!?!!!!!!?sfjk?!!!!!!

FA: > see you soooon. >;D -->


-- facetiousAnimus
 [FA]
 ceased trolling plotHooked
 [PH]
 at 8:42 --