-- plotHooked [PH] began pestering apatheticAbuser [AA] at 8:22 --
PH: psssssst
AA: hey!
AA: how are you doing
PH: ?resently? I am ... absolutely, utterly, I would even say com?letely EXCELLENT. >:D Did you see the new fic on Ashen Quadrant FLARP Slum???????
PH: >:) So much ... drama
AA: oh no!!! i didn't
AA: but man im having so much computer trouble you dont even know
AA: i cant even figure out how to change my text colour from this stupid pink
PH: >: o
PH: ?erha?s...
AA: yeah im feeling prreeeeeetty dumb right now
PH: ... it was one of your enemies!
AA: what enemies?
AA: i dont really know anyone
AA: except the people ive flarped with
AA: and they seemed pretty chillsome!!!
PH: Oh, reeeeeeeally? Is that what you ...
PH: ... really ...
PH: ... genuinely ...
PH: believe? >:\
PH: I don't wish to alarm you!
AA: uh
AA: i dont know!!!
AA: im not really sure
PH: But I don't think everybody is as chillsome as you think >;)
AA: i thought the flarp was just a game, i dont know why anyone would get angry about it
PH: There are some ?retty ... cruel, let us even say, sadistic...
PH: ... yea verily ... even ...
PH: INTENSE
PH: trolls
AA: oh nooooo
PH: who use FLAR? as their ?ersonal culling grounds
AA: thats stupid
AA: why cant people be like you?
AA: youve always been super nice
AA: even to a rustblood like me
PH: >;) Blood is im?ortant, but ...
PH: ... honestly, I ?refer to look at it as a ...
PH: beautiful
PH: tool? Guide? >:\
PH: ... a way to appreciate the INNER qualities so to speak >;)
PH: Have ?eo?le been giving you shit for being so ...
PH: ... hrm, corroded in color? >:|
AA: well
AA: yeah
AA: but hey i cant do anything about bleeding red
AA: your blood is so pretty though
AA: i wish i was as high up as you all the time!!!
PH: Oooo, you could
PH: if you wanted to be clever
PH: find ????!!!!!!!!a
PH: blood donor >:)
PH: And work on a way to ...
PH: ... swap.
PH: It would be e?ic!
AA: i dont think it works like that
AA: and switching places wouldnt be proper
AA: i was doomed to be a maroon blooded peasant
AA: so i guess i just have to deal?
PH: Hee, Hee. Maaaaaaaybe it doesn't work exactly like that, but that's no reason not to ...
AA: oh hey wait a second im gonna get off for one second, think i figured out how to switch color
AA: alright?
PH: ... try to enact the most e?ic and troll-machiavellian ?lot in the last Alternian Greater Sweep Cycle.
AA: hehe
PH: ?ermission granted!
AA: well im not as smart as you so
AA: brb
AA: hello?
PH: You're back? >:?
AA: yeah
AA: i guess it didnt work!!!
AA: i managed to switch my text but i lost my handle
PH: I hate to break it to you, but you're still a delicate musclebeast teat ?ink.
AA: man computers are hard
AA: aw maaaaaaan
AA: thats not right
AA: hrrrrm
PH: No, now I'm a little ...
PH: ... wee bit ...
AA: let me try something
PH: sickened by it. >:P
AA: Ooooh
AA: i think i figured it out
AA: just need to figure out the stupid code to get my color right!
AA: Wait no
AA: this isn't right at all
AA: this feels weird
AA: Aw man
AA: this is
AA: unbelievably stupid!
AA: who even has black blood anyway
PH: HA!!!! It looks as if you are attem?ting to copy the Blacksun Redrump's text from that one fic!!!
AA: oh noooooooo
AA: that was the worst thing i ever read
AA: Hrrrm
AA: i think i got it!!!
AA: is it all properly rusty red now?
PH: Yessssssssss it was awful, but he had a HOOK... and he used it to ri? the anguishbladder out of BoyTroll Sidekick #7, so I think he gets a ?ass.
AA: yeah i guess so
PH: Oh, yes. You look ?retty im?ure and lowblooded now.
AA: haha
AA: why is your text all green though
AA: not a lovely puuuuurple
PH: Very "Come, Cull Me Now" >;)
AA: aw man
AA: anyone wants to cull me i will punch their face off
AA: see if i dont
PH: Wait, wait, wait... Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
PH: If my text looks green to you
PH: green like grass and Alternian moonlight
AA: yesssssss
PH: and the forests where musclebeasts and WORSE roam
PH: then I believe
PH: you have broken your com?uter again
AA: noooooo!
PH: I am as ?ur?le as eeeeever
AA: my lusus TOLD me i was typing too hard
AA: and that i shouldnt punch my monitor for freezing up
AA: ive gone through so many...
PH: Hmm! A thought!
PH: Maybe????
PH: Your lusus?????
PH: Is trying to trick you >:\
PH: If you ?unch the monitor again
PH: ?erha?s it will cycle back
PH: to ...
PH: ....
PH: ... normal!
PH: All fixed! >;)
AA: nope
AA: man its like bright green
AA: never seen anyone with blood like that
PH: Eugh, like so?or slime?????
AA: yeah!!!
AA: thats the exact color
AA: hello???
AA: are you there???
PH: Daaaaaaa???AaaaaaaaAA????A???
PH: AR??R?GHHH.
AA: oh no what happened!!!
PH: ARR??????RRRRRR????
PH: >:( I just received some news that ... well, it ...
PH: it rivals the Alternian Sun
PH: for the way it buuuuurrrrrrrnnnnnns
PH: D:<
AA: oh wow
AA: what is it???
PH: My FLAR?ing partner for tonight's exquisite brutalrumpus extravaganza says that they won't be able to make it >:(
AA: oh nooooooooo
AA: hes that weird blueblood right
PH: (And that The Fifith Doctor totally belongs in a caliginous waltz with the TWENTYSECOND)
AA: oh
AA: no
AA: he
AA: didnt
PH: I know??????????????????????????
PH: (And no, the weird blueblood is ?erfectly ?alateable right now >;) He has not yet disa??ointed!)
PH: The TWENT?YSEC?OND???? WITH THE FIF????TIETH?????
AA: aw man now my hands are sticky
AA: i was so shocked i crushed my soda can!!!
PH: ?ucture your own ?alms, gripping the table in rage at the affrontery?!
AA: so you can keep any impure thoughts out of your highblooded head
PH: Awww
PH: >;) But im?ure thoughts are ...
AA: it was full too
PH: ... so ...
AA: im pretty mad
PH: ... conducive to ?lottery and mayhem
AA: im no good at plotting
AA: or mayhem
AA: all the other trolls laugh at me when i go flarping as my idols!!!
PH: >:P Ohhhhhh????
PH: Which would those be?
AA: all those slasher villains from my kismesis-comedies!!!
PH: Weeeeeeeellllllllllllllllll
AA: like the one blueblood troll who got killed by the Hive Drone for going after grubs and he came back and haunted them in their dreams
AA: but i didnt have his weird glove made yet so i just used an axe and a mask
PH: well... the best joke is a joke with PUNCH >:)
PH: ?erha?s if you ... ?unched harder
AA: well they stopped laughing when i started chopping
AA: serves them right
PH: That's how WE
PH: and by we
PH: I mean ...
PH: highbloods!!!??!?!!?!
PH: tell jokes >;)
PH: Are you trying to usur? our customs??????????
AA: im no good at jokes
AA: youve discovered my plan!!!
AA: im going to have to go tear up all these secret documents
AA: and fire every member of the board
PH: Hahahahahahahaha!
AA: you can tell chairman lumpkins that he will not be seeing tomorrows moon
AA: he is crying a single citrus tear
AA: how could you
AA: instead of a brighter tomorrow the only light he will see is the glint of the headsmans axe
AA: the headsman being me
PH: ?retty good, Cymoth
AA: chopping off the heads of all these fellow conspirators is going to be hard work
PH: See? ?otential
AA: thanks!!!
PH: Definite ?otential
PH: >;)
AA: im gonna go get some food really quick brb
PH: Just don't tell me about it ... if you let your lusus ?ick your food again ...
AA: baaaaaaaack!!!
AA: man what is wrong with the delicious food my lusus erm
AA: putrifies
PH: Nothing at all, IF
PH: you ha??en
PH: to want to join the ranks of the UNDEAD HORRORS
PH: >:P that roam the countryside, ghoulishly
PH: tearing, wrecking, RIPPING
PH: into graveyards
PH: The word "?utrifies" should neeeeever be attached to food. Blargh! I still regret trying to s?y on your lusus.
AA: man why do we build graveyards anyway
AA: we dont even bury our dead anyway
AA: but enough about that icky stuff
PH: It's actually a secret >:P Ex?laining it detracts from some of the hilarity
PH: but you're so lowblooded >:(
AA: oh
AA: man
AA: you and your intrigues
PH: I don't think you'll get it otherwise
PH: Intrigues <3
AA: i dont think i could handle being a highblood
AA: but thats why im a lowblood and your a highblood
AA: fate dealt us our hands so we could best deal with them i guess
AA: to be brutally honest i dont think you could handle the rigors of being a maroon blood like myself
AA: you really arent...
AA: STRONG
PH: >;) Having a cull dig its own murder?it is a classic move
AA: enough
AA: i think im lagging
AA: it feels like were having two conversations
PH: And I agree, I'd ?robably be terrible at being maroon blooded. I haven't actually thought about it before. But I su??ose there's some ?otentially interesting stuff in the rather ...
PH: ... disconcerting ...
PH: Unsettling?????
PH: idea of swa??ing blood hues
PH: You are ?ossibly the strongest troll I've ever talked to
PH: Which is why ...
PH: Hmm
PH: No, I should ...
PH: ?robably not ...
AA: what???
PH: ... suggest what I'm thinking about suggesting
AA: do it
AA: come on
PH: Welllllllllllllllllll >;P Do you think you're up for ...
PH: ... a challenge?
AA: always!!!
PH: I don't know. Are you suuuuuure?
PH: Because ...
AA: because what
PH: Little Rustblood Who Doesn't Always Get The Joke, Oh MY, Your Subjuggulation Clubs are so BIG Wolflusus >;)
PH: Miiiiight
PH: Not be able to handle this kind of suggestion
PH: >>(
PH: whoo?s!
AA: i have no idea what you just said
PH: I mean >:(
AA: but lay it on me!!!
AA: thats the job of us rustbloods
PH: Hee, Hee. ?lay on MY FLAR? team tonight!
AA: ooooooh yes!
AA: !!!!!!!!!
AA: that is the best possible thing
AA: awwwww damnit
AA: i crushed another soda can
AA: my lusus isnt exactly going to just randomly find another pack
PH: Soooo stroooong
AA: man
AA: being strong is kinda stupid
AA: whats the point of having all these miracle muscles if im too dumb to use em right
PH: It's not as good as OTHER stuff, but it's ?retty good. Don't worry TOO much about the thinking. You can always let other ?eo?le do that for you.
AA: everyone always tricks me into using them for things that hurt me more than anyone else
AA: yeah
AA: i guess im lucky to have you around
AA: you can do all the thinking for two!!!
PH: >:)
AA: but you should get out more
AA: just because i cant get smarter doesnt mean you cant get stronger
AA: youre really soft!!!
PH: I su??ose that's true >:) I've never had ...
PH: ...com?laints ...
PH: about my softness before
PH: >;)
AA: that just went sailing right over my stupidly tall horns
AA: ==:p
PH: Sailing? Exellent! >:D You know how I loooove shi?s.
AA: what like on the ocean???
PH: I'm going to send you the FLAR? session infogrub now, k??????? We'll start in an hour???
AA: ill be there!!!
PH: The ocean is totally lame
PH: But shi?s are awesome
AA: of course
AA: man
AA: thinking about it
PH: And if they happen to MASTER the ocean! ?!?! they are even MORE?!?!?! awesome!!!?!? >:D
AA: my horns are so stupidly big i could like
AA: stick a chair on them
AA: ferry your lazy purple butt around
AA: but yeah on topic you always have the best ships
PH: Huh, interesting!
AA: you are a veritable master of that method of warfare
AA: mine are always stupid and wrong
AA: well i should probably start getting ready!!!
PH: I hadn't thought about using your horns in a device like that, but a ?alanquin made u? of rustbloods and ... let's see ... tealbloods, perhaps? What goes well with rust? Would be kind of nifty!
PH: I think we'll just ski? the silly horn chair thing for now, though
AA: well
AA: green always looks kinda cool on red
AA: but yeah hehehe
AA: its pretty silly
AA: ill see you in an hour!!!
PH: YES! See you in game, Cymoth! Go go go! Exquisite?! brutal ??? rumpus e??xtravagan??za!
AA: hahaha
AA: byyyyyyye
-- apatheticAbuser [AA] ceased pestering plotHooked [PH] at 9:25 --
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