-- aspirantExegesist
[AE]
began trolling plotHooked
[PH]
at 3:41 --
AE: {Arethusa?}
AE: {Are you there?}
PH: Why, Lamia! To what do I owe THIS ?leasure?
PH: More Troll Harry ?otter Draco/Ron are TRUE Mates?rits.
PH: fics?
PH: The text does not lie! >:P
AE: {Arethusa! }
AE: {I had a question for you of some urgency, but Ezreki has distracted me somewhat from it with his stories of acid-dropping friends. }
AE: {Let me consult my notes.}
PH: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PH: ?sht. Ezreki.
PH: Acid-dropping friend stories should never trum? urgent questions to me!
AE: {Ah, here it is! }
PH: Even if they are ?robably extremely hilarious.
PH: My breath?
PH: is held.
PH: My eyes?
PH: ... are widening ...
PH: in antici?ation!
PH: >:)
AE: {My question is this: in your most recent literary exploit, in line 3 of paragraph 1 of page 4, you use the term "cherry-juice."}
AE: {Ach, I apologise, that was not a question!}
AE: {That was context for the question which is to follow.}
AE: {Which is this: did you intend for that - to be there, or was it a slip of the proverbial -- er, in this case, literal -- finger?}
PH: Com?letely intentional, of course!
PH: I ...
PH: ... thought it was ...
PH: ... an a??ro?riate
PH: image.
PH: For that ?articular scene.
AE: {Oh, most certainly! I very much enjoyed the extremely tasty -- er, tasteful -- image.}
AE: {It ... Is only that your hyphen usage is not strictly correct. }
PH: Laaaaaaaaammmia!
PH: What have we talked about?
PH: Concerning
AE: {Yes, yes, I know, you possess licenses poetical.}
PH: grammatical corrections?
AE: {But I just thought I would ask. }
AE: {To make absolutely certain before compiling the Definitive Fanficial Standard. }
AE: {Oh, and just so you know, Ezreki is not completely resistant to acid. }
PH: Tryyyyyy to remember
PH: in the future
PH: that guidelines are merely LINES
PH: and LINES
PH: are for blurring! >:P
PH: Es?ecially in the world of Shipping!
PH: <3
PH: Also, REALLY?
AE: {My MEMORY -- especillay in the world of SHIPPING! -- is certainly not at fault! }
PH: What did it do to him???
AE: {It is ... My restraint that fails. I am sorry. I shall strive to be less strict with regard to the absolute authority of texts.}
AE: {And rate the Authenticity of your Expression above my petulant pedantry.}
AE: {Oh dear gods of the Furthest Ring I made a typo! }
AE: {Augh! WHY CAN WE NOT YET STRIKE THINGS FROM THE TROLLIAN RECORD!}
PH: That ?anic you're feeling? Right now? That ... sense of ...
PH: ... your world ... s?inning? All focussing on ...
PH: ... that one ...
PH: GLARING
PH: (it glares at YOU! >: ( )
PH: mistake?
PH: That is allllllllllllll
PH: Because you rated ?etulant ?edantry above expression. ?unishment, most fitting.
PH: It would certainly serve to swell a page >:D
PH: Whoo?s, a ?age.
PH: >;)
AE: {Ahh, irony rescues me from the arachnid's grip of your logic!}
AE: {Thank goodness for that. If I gave up on my pedantry I doubt there would be much left of me as a troll.}
PH: Ar??!??!?FRGH.
PH: BRB. LUSUS.
AE: {Arethusa, such an exciting PLOT HOOK has occurred!}
AE: {I do hope your Lusus lets up.}
PH: I?
PH: ... am on the roof ...
PH: My lusus?
PH: Is below.
PH: >:) For now, all is well
PH: The waterfall is a torrent of darkness
PH: I can see the relic of my last nautical endeavour on the reef!
PH: And movement in the woods
PH: What ?lot hook?????????????????????????
PH: >:) I love that word
AE: {Which word? Plot or hook?}
PH: They occu?y different quadrants >;)
PH: Now s?ill!!
PH: Do I need to send you a grubca? of my waterfall?
PH: S?ill is not a thing that ha??ens slowly!
AE: {I apologise! I am trying to find the most accurate way of disseminating the information. I suppose a simple copy and paste will suffice.}
PH: Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh.
AE: {aspirantExegesist [AE] shared a chatlog with plotHooked [PH] at 23:32}
AE: {There you are! So you see, it is possible that Ezreki may soon depart on a QUEST to find his Kismesis!}
AE: {Isn't it exciting? I shall of course have to ask that he take copious notes in order to adequately document the event.}
PH: Hmm
PH: I su??ose it's kind of amusing, yes
PH: Ezreki, on his way to some mythological unreal completely and absolutely and totally fictitious undersea immortal foe?
PH: Hmmmmmm
AE: {How do you know the foe is fictitious? There could be someone out there for him. It is not completely beyond the realm of possibility.}
PH: Why .................
PH: ...... Laaaamia ........
PH: >:) Do you knooowww
PH: what I'm ...
PH: ... considering?
AE: {You know my Mind powers do not work on you, Arethusa.}
PH: ?erha?s your vaunted ...
PH: insight
PH: into the workings of the Troll ?syche
PH: might ?rovide you with enough information? >:P
AE: {...}
AE: {Oh dear.}
PH: >:) MmHmmmmmmmm?
AE: {{Please do not tell me that you are considering travelling into the waves in order to reveal yourself to be Ezreki's Foe in a plotknot-tiwst of TrollGordian proportions.}}
PH: ---??????????????????--???
PH: WHAT!
PH: NO!
PH: D:<
AE: {Oh, thank goodness. Such a plot would of necessity require jumping far too many sharks.}
PH: I cannot emoticon angrily enough at you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AE: {Then I believe my part has been...}
PH: You are fortunate your Hive is way too far for me to ?unctuate my COM?LETE DIS?LEASURE with my favourite MARK D:<
AE: {...well-played? >:)}
PH: You --
PH: ARRGGGh
-- plotHooked
[PH]
ceased trolling aspirantExegesist
[aE] --
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