Tuesday, May 10, 2011

plotknot-twist of TrollGordian proportions

-- aspirantExegesist
 [AE]
 began trolling plotHooked
 [PH]
 at 3:41 --


AE: {Arethusa?}

AE: {Are you there?}

PH: Why, Lamia! To what do I owe THIS ?leasure?

PH: More Troll Harry ?otter Draco/Ron are TRUE Mates?rits.

PH: fics?

PH: The text does not lie! >:P

AE: {Arethusa! }

AE: {I had a question for you of some urgency, but Ezreki has distracted me somewhat from it with his stories of acid-dropping friends. }

AE: {Let me consult my notes.}

PH: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PH: ?sht. Ezreki.

PH: Acid-dropping friend stories should never trum? urgent questions to me!

AE: {Ah, here it is! }

PH: Even if they are ?robably extremely hilarious.

PH: My breath?

PH: is held.

PH: My eyes?

PH: ... are widening ...

PH: in antici?ation!

PH: >:)

AE: {My question is this: in your most recent literary exploit, in line 3 of paragraph 1 of page 4, you use the term "cherry-juice."}

AE: {Ach, I apologise, that was not a question!}

AE: {That was context for the question which is to follow.}

AE: {Which is this: did you intend for that - to be there, or was it a slip of the proverbial -- er, in this case, literal -- finger?}

PH: Com?letely intentional, of course!

PH: I ...

PH: ... thought it was ...

PH: ... an a??ro?riate

PH: image.

PH: For that ?articular scene.

AE: {Oh, most certainly! I very much enjoyed the extremely tasty -- er, tasteful -- image.}

AE: {It ... Is only that your hyphen usage is not strictly correct. }

PH: Laaaaaaaaammmia!

PH: What have we talked about?

PH: Concerning

AE: {Yes, yes, I know, you possess licenses poetical.}

PH: grammatical corrections?

AE: {But I just thought I would ask. }

AE: {To make absolutely certain before compiling the Definitive Fanficial Standard. }

AE: {Oh, and just so you know, Ezreki is not completely resistant to acid. }

PH: Tryyyyyy to remember

PH: in the future

PH: that guidelines are merely LINES

PH: and LINES

PH: are for blurring! >:P

PH: Es?ecially in the world of Shipping!

PH: <3

PH: Also, REALLY?

AE: {My MEMORY -- especillay in the world of SHIPPING! -- is certainly not at fault! }

PH: What did it do to him???

AE: {It is ... My restraint that fails. I am sorry. I shall strive to be less strict with regard to the absolute authority of texts.}

AE: {And rate the Authenticity of your Expression above my petulant pedantry.}

AE: {Oh dear gods of the Furthest Ring I made a typo! }

AE: {Augh! WHY CAN WE NOT YET STRIKE THINGS FROM THE TROLLIAN RECORD!}

PH: That ?anic you're feeling? Right now? That ... sense of ...

PH: ... your world ... s?inning? All focussing on ...

PH: ... that one ...

PH: GLARING

PH: (it glares at YOU! >: ( )

PH: mistake?

PH: That is allllllllllllll

PH: Because you rated ?etulant ?edantry above expression. ?unishment, most fitting.

PH: It would certainly serve to swell a page >:D

PH: Whoo?s, a ?age.

PH: >;)

AE: {Ahh, irony rescues me from the arachnid's grip of your logic!}

AE: {Thank goodness for that. If I gave up on my pedantry I doubt there would be much left of me as a troll.}

PH: Ar??!??!?FRGH.

PH: BRB. LUSUS.

AE: {Arethusa, such an exciting PLOT HOOK has occurred!}

AE: {I do hope your Lusus lets up.}

PH: I?

PH: ... am on the roof ...

PH: My lusus?

PH: Is below.

PH: >:) For now, all is well

PH: The waterfall is a torrent of darkness

PH: I can see the relic of my last nautical endeavour on the reef!

PH: And movement in the woods

PH: What ?lot hook?????????????????????????

PH: >:) I love that word

AE: {Which word? Plot or hook?}

PH: They occu?y different quadrants >;)

PH: Now s?ill!!

PH: Do I need to send you a grubca? of my waterfall?

PH: S?ill is not a thing that ha??ens slowly!

AE: {I apologise! I am trying to find the most accurate way of disseminating the information. I suppose a simple copy and paste will suffice.}

PH: Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh.

AE: {aspirantExegesist [AE] shared a chatlog with plotHooked [PH] at 23:32}

AE: {There you are! So you see, it is possible that Ezreki may soon depart on a QUEST to find his Kismesis!}

AE: {Isn't it exciting? I shall of course have to ask that he take copious notes in order to adequately document the event.}

PH: Hmm

PH: I su??ose it's kind of amusing, yes

PH: Ezreki, on his way to some mythological unreal completely and absolutely and totally fictitious undersea immortal foe?

PH: Hmmmmmm

AE: {How do you know the foe is fictitious? There could be someone out there for him. It is not completely beyond the realm of possibility.}

PH: Why .................

PH: ...... Laaaamia ........

PH: >:) Do you knooowww

PH: what I'm ...

PH: ... considering?

AE: {You know my Mind powers do not work on you, Arethusa.}

PH: ?erha?s your vaunted ...

PH: insight

PH: into the workings of the Troll ?syche

PH: might ?rovide you with enough information? >:P

AE: {...}

AE: {Oh dear.}

PH: >:) MmHmmmmmmmm?

AE: {{Please do not tell me that you are considering travelling into the waves in order to reveal yourself to be Ezreki's Foe in a plotknot-tiwst of TrollGordian proportions.}}

PH: ---??????????????????--???

PH: WHAT!

PH: NO!

PH: D:<

AE: {Oh, thank goodness. Such a plot would of necessity require jumping far too many sharks.}

PH: I cannot emoticon angrily enough at you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AE: {Then I believe my part has been...}

PH: You are fortunate your Hive is way too far for me to ?unctuate my COM?LETE DIS?LEASURE with my favourite MARK D:<

AE: {...well-played? >:)}

PH: You --

PH: ARRGGGh

-- plotHooked
[PH]
ceased trolling aspirantExegesist
[aE] --

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