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PH: So
PH: It has come ...
PH: To this >:(
PH: No, do not reassure me!
PH: ?ray, CEASE your attem?t to give me a ?oem of solace!
PH: I ...
PH: would only be forced to a??reciate it
PH: >:P
PH: Ezrekiiii!
PH: Ezreeeeki!
PH: Eeezreki!
PH: Eeeeezreeeekiiiii!
PH: Hmm
FA: PESTERCHUM:IDLE
PH: I cannot believe it
FA: PESTERCHUM:IDLE
PH: I WILL NOT
PH: believe it
PH: And yet it seems ...
PH: I must
PH: Look outside and mark this down as one of the darker days
PH: in Alternian history
PH: WOE!
PH: What a ?ity you aren't there
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at 4:21 --
FA: > oh. -->
FA: > HI there. -->
FA: > >;D -->
FA: > did you NEED something? -->
PH: Hmmmmmmmmmmm
FA: > you seemd AWFULLY EAGER to get my ATTENTION. -->
PH: This is how you're going to ?lay this scene, then?
PH: This? Really???!????????????????
FA: > I THINK you may be CONFUSING this SCENE with ANOTHER -->
PH: >:) I thought you were basically omni?otent
FA: > would you EXPLAIN what you THINK this SCENE is? -->
PH: Are you ...
PH: really ...
PH: going to ?retend not to know what I wanted?????
PH: I am wounded >:(
FA: > oh DEAR. -->
FA: > I simply WISHED for you to CLARIFY for the READERS what the PROBLEM was. -->
FA: > and then we can PROCEED to SOLVE it. -->
PH: Really?
PH: You wouldn't ...
PH: Lie to me? Would you??
FA: > would the PROTAGONIST LIE to his DEAREST FRIEND? -->
PH: >: O
PH: GAS?. !!??!??!?
PH: Are you im?lying humble ?ur?le-blooded I
PH: am your dearest? >;)
FA: > who ELSE? -->
FA: > who else has SUCCESSFULLY ACCOMPANIED ME -->
FA: > through NO LESS than 15 FLARP CAMPAIGNS? -->
FA: > not ONE troll. -->
PH: Oh reeeeeeeeally! So it is the longevity that counts in this equation >:P
PH: I will kee? that in mind
FA: > well of COURSE you had to FIT the BILL to BEGIN with. -->
FA: > or you would NOT have ACCOMPANIED me at ALL -->
FA: > such is the DIFFICULT PROCESS of being SECOND in COMMAND to the PROTAGONIST of the UNIVERSE. -->
FA: > but BACK to the MATTER at HAND -->
FA: > what is it that you REQUIRED -->
FA: > please DETAIL the ISSUE for those LISTENING at HOME -->
FA: > as it WERE. -->
FA: > >;D -->
PH: Are you trying to flatter me? >:o
PH: Instead of a ?oem of solace, as aforementioned?
PH: No, no!
PH: It's a fine way to look at .............................
PH: things.
PH: It will be very useful in fact in ....
FA: > you are WELL aware that only BARD TYPE PROTAGONISTS write POEMS. -->
PH: ... my next ...
PH: stunning tale. >:P
PH: >:D Com?aring Length Of Time Spent Together versus Intensity Of Time Spent Together ... it should really ?iss off some of my readers >:D
FA: > HAH. -->
FA: > where did you find THOSE -->
PH: Since it is a very CRUEL and VILE way to look at anything, full of disregard and ?o??ycock
PH: GAS?.
PH: Ezreki!
PH: Was that ...
PH: ... snark? >:)
FA: > oh but my DEAR, that would be a SPOILER. >;D -->
FA: > you KNOW how I FEEL about SPOILERS. :I -->
PH: Not everyone can ?ull of SNARK, Ezreki.
PH: Some trolls ...
PH: ... well ...
PH: ... they are not quite u? to snuff. >:(
FA: > this is TRUE of TROLLS in GENERAL. -->
PH: And of trolls in s?ecific! >;)
FA: > but my DEAREST ARETHUSA, you are QUITE AVOIDING the QUESTION at HAND -->
PH: So ...
PH: You ...
FA: > WHAT is it FOR WHICH you CONTACTED me -->
PH: ... would DARE to BEGIN AGAIN? >:P As if you had been here
PH: at the beginning?
PH: Ready to hear my original ?ur?ose in contacting you??
PH: Really??????
FA: > I WOULD. -->
FA: > it seems like a PROTAGONISTY THING to DO. -->
PH: >:D
PH: Ahem:
PH: So
PH: It has come ...
PH: To this >:(
PH: (Cue "?rotaganist")
PH: (If such a thing is to be found >:P )
FA: > and what IS THIS, EXACTLY -->
FA: > EXACTLY and SPECIFICALLY -->
PH: A worrying day. I have just realized ...
PH: ... I know, it will seem ...
PH: unbelievable
PH: But??????????!?!
PH: I have just realized
FA: > I will ATTEMPT to SUSPEND my DISBELIEF -->
PH: Thank you. You are ever gracious >:)
PH: Even interu?ting my revelation
PH: in a sus?ense killing way
PH: there is graciousness
PH: I have just realized!!!
PH: That I have heard ...
PH: ... NOTHING ...
PH: of your great ?rotaganisty deeds in a longer time than I would care to consider!
PH: >:( Are you kee?ing out of trouble???
FA: > ah. -->
FA: > no NO -->
FA: > I am simply TAKING a PERIOD of CALM and THOUGHT -->
FA: > so I can BETTER my PROTAGONISTIC EXPLOITS -->
FA: > in the FUTURE -->
PH: >:\
FA: > also I think I KILLED all the GOOD TROLLS in the MOUNTAINS -->
FA: > APART from YOU. -->
FA: > leaves me at a LOSS -->
PH: Wait
FA: > I am WAITING -->
PH: Did YOU kill Eliezer ?ashan???????
FA: > I do NOT RECALL -->
FA: > was he the one with the FROG -->
FA: > I loose TRACK of MINOR CHARACTERS. -->
PH: Hee Hee, no! He was the one with the kangiger.
PH: >:\ That seems a little slo??y, Ezreki
PH: You ...
PH: ... might ...
PH: want to execute a VERY
PH: im?ressive
PH: training session
PH: and get your memory ...
PH: ... in ?rotaganistic sha?e
FA: > one cannot REMEMBER the INDIVIDUAL MOLECULES one BREATHES -->
FA: > why would I REMEMBER the LOWLY MINOR CHARACTERS I CULL? -->
PH: >:P ?erha?s because it's often best to be ?re?ared
FA: > why would I DO so when I have PLOT ARMOUR? -->
FA: > I cannot DIE before my TIME. -->
PH: ?lot armour is the eeeeeeeeeeasiest
PH: armour to ?uncture
FA: > not in MY STORY. >;C -->
PH: Es?ecially in your story!
FA: > EXPLAIN this LOGIC. -->
PH: Are you ...
PH: ... sure? >:\
FA: > certainly. -->
FA: > it is USEFUL to provide OTHER views in the NARRATIVE -->
PH: You might not like my ex?lanation.
FA: > even if they are INCORRECT. -->
PH: I am afraid it might even ...
PH: make you ...
PH: ... uncomfortable! >: o
FA: > my MIND is READY as ALWAYS -->
PH: Do you know how you are going to die?
FA: > that would be a SPOILER. >;D -->
PH: Exactly
PH: Have you done many ?rotaganist-y things already????
FA: > that is to say -->
FA: > hmm. -->
FA: > I have done MANY -->
FA: > however not enough to MERIT the story's CONCLUSION -->
PH: You have done enough to die a tragic death
FA: > it is a VERY BIG STORY afterall. -->
FA: > oh. -->
PH: That is how the e?ics are written >:P
FA: > I -->
PH: Ezreki!
FA: > I don't THINK that would HAPPEN -->
PH: Quick, tell me!!!
FA: > that would be SILLY -->
PH: Do you feel that?????
FA: > >;O -->
FA: > it DEPENDS -->
FA: > what are you FEELING -->
FA: > what do you THINK I should be FEELING -->
PH: Oh, just a chill
PH: As of a draft
PH: ?erhaps the chill mountain air
PH: slicing through your ?a?er thin
PH: ?lot armour
PH: >:(
FA: > DO NOT BE RIDICULOUS -->
FA: > THE AIR CANNOT KILL ME -->
FA: > THAT WOULD BE DUMB -->
FA: > DON'T BE DUMB -->
FA: > HAHAHAH -->
FA: > this is OBVIOUSLY not a TRAGEDY -->
FA: > I am TOO GOOD for TRAGEDY -->
FA: > people would be SO SADDENED -->
FA: > THEY'D CEASE TO EXIST -->
FA: > this would VASTLY REDUCE READERSHIP -->
FA: > please think about the things you say next time, Arey. -->
PH: >:|
FA: > >;D -->
PH: >:|
FA: > >;) -->
PH: >:|
FA: > >;I -->
FA: > ARETHUSA -->
FA: > we APPEAR -->
FA: > to be at an IMPASS -->
PH: I am not at an im?ass
FA: > are you SURE -->
PH: I don't know who you are at an im?ass with
PH: But it is not ME
PH: >;)
FA: > it would SEEM we ARE. -->
FA: > by the ONGOING EXPRESSIONLESS FACES -->
FA: > on my SCREEN -->
PH: Oh no! You couldn't read those faces????
PH: I thought they were ...
PH: Eloquent
FA: > I SEE. -->
FA: > so BE it. -->
PH: >:) I am going to work on my s?yglass
PH: I await -
PH: WITH! do ?LEASE note!
PH: - bated breath
PH: more news of your doings >;)
PH: once ...
PH: well
PH: you have DONE some of them
FA: > OF COURSE. -->
FA: > do have FUN. -->
FA: > >;D -->
PH: Let us .......
PH: Hope.
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