Do not abandon that ship!

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PH: Ahem.

PH: Didn't mean to do that.

PH: >:P I thought I heard ...

PH: ... the lusus.

AE: {You didn't? Oh -- I am glad. I was going to apologise for hurting your feelings somehow! I trust I did not?}

PH: Awwwwwwwww >;) How could any of that hurt my feelings?

PH: You know I find ridiculous ?lots hilarious

AE: {This makes me very happy! In fact, it makes me -- ECSTATIC!}

PH: Hee, Hee. Ecstatic, you say?

AE: {Yes! At any rate I was only teasing. Really I was hoping that my plot would HOOK you, as it were, into writing some new fics!}

PH: Oh, I have many, many, many new ideas!

PH: I can s?y a shi? from miles away, you know!

PH: From across the globe!

PH: ?ROBABLY

PH: even from another Universe

PH: Because my shi??ing sense is that awesome!

PH: And my ?en is always ready to ?ierce the delicate ?erambulations of ... um,

PH: shi??ing adventure. >;P

AE: {You cannot hope to beat Arethusa Appellöf in a ship-off! She is simply the best there is.}

AE: {Tell me of these ships you spy on the far fic-seas!}

PH: Hee, Hee

PH: What is my faaaavourite shi? of all?

PH: My OT?????????????

AE: {Why, Arethusa, it is true that you have a mighty fleet of ships, but one clips at such a pace as to leave all the rest treading water!}

AE: {And that ship is the MATEMESIS OF OSTARO AND WENLI! Who flip back and forth between concupiscent quadrants as if the horizontal axis was a handle from which to perform pirouettic feats of acrobatic prowess!}

AE: {WERE! Ach, as if it WERE a handle! Please forgive my negligence! My enthusiasm got the better of me.}

PH: Yessssssssssssssssssssss >:)

PH: It IS the best ...

AE: {I love the one where in the HEAT of BATTLE, with their RAINBOW-SOAKED SWORDS at each other's TENSE THROATS, there is that heaving WEIGHT of PAUSE while they GLARE into each other's FIERCE perception orbs, before --}

PH: >:D

AE: {-- well, you know what happens next. Goodness, I need to regulate the heat in my hive, it seems to have gotten quite out of control.}

PH: You understand that RAINBOW-SOAKED SWORDS

PH: are BADASSNESS incarnate, right?

AE: {Oh, of course! You have demonstrated as much in numerous fics. Oh! Like the one where Wenli slays a Rainbow-drinker and ALL the colours gush out upon her sword! ALL the colours. ALL of them.}

PH: Yes! Actually! My ?ersonal favourite is when OSTARO is in the Cathedral of the Horrorterrors after having TAMED the MUSCLEBEAST RAINBOWDRINKER HYBRID, THANAPAPSIS, losing all track of time! And then! The cathedral begins to grow more ... luminous, slowly, light leeches away from the shadows, sucks them of their power, gathers ... in the Rainbow Rose, a window of such extreme awe-inducing ?owers that it exerts a stu??oriffic effect on Lusii! And then .... Wenli's horns rise, a BLACK BLIGHT, BLOTTING OUT THE WINDOW, and she TURNS, and her face ... is ?ainted allllll the colors of the rainbow. A double rainbow! OMG!

PH: However.

PH: Meh.

PH: I am done with that shi?.

AE: {!!!}

AE: {I hope you understand the extent of the shock I am attempting to convey through my abuse of punctuation!}

PH: Yes, it has sailed away ENTIRELY.

PH: There shall be no more cha?ters.

PH: Ever.

PH: (I su??ose Wenli will be ha??y about that, hee hee!)

AE: {No, Arethusa! No! Do not abandon that ship! I -- you were so prolific! Your fans shall be left in the proverbial LURCH!}

PH: Good. ?erha?s they will learn a lesson about lurches and leaving their friends with stomach-y lurches, which I am sure MANY of them do.

PH: Since trolls are generally assholes.

PH: >:P

PH: As soon as I'm done with the new shi?, I will send you the file!

AE: {But -- can you not tell me about it first?}

AE: {Please? Just a little? No wait, a lot! But if not a lot, a little? Or -- perhaps a medium amount?}

PH: No?e. Absolutely not.

PH: As Ezreki would say, 'No S?oilers."

PH: No matter HOW ...

PH: ... adorably ...

PH: you wriggle for it >:P

AE: {I am not Ezreki! And I do NOT WRIGGLE! >:(}

AE: {Drat, it looks like my symbol of displeasure is bearded.}

PH: >:\ Your symbol of displeasure looks like a goat

PH: And has the same chances of convincing me to tell >:)

AE: {I suppose that is appropriate, since you seem so determined to GET my goat!}

PH: Awwwwwwwwwwwww, are you bequeathing your goat? To me???????

AE: {Very well, Arethusa! Take my goat! Go on! It is yours. I shall merely sit here in DISCONTENT while you prepare your literary exploits in secret.}

PH: So loooong!

PH: I am off to ?en something amazing. >;)

AE: {Fine. I shall seek amongst my Tomes for a copy of The Ways of the Alternian Sea, and see what lies beneath it.}

AE: {Good DAY.}

PH: ...


-- aspirantExegesist
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