Miss Advice

-- cordialPacifist
 [CP]
 began pestering plotHooked
 [PH]
 at 12:27 --

CP: hi again
CP: I'm going To Talk To more people S:)
PH: Good!
CP: okay I can do This
CP: jusT Talk To him
CP: and be nice and gain confiddence okay
PH: Yes, confidence ... is good.
PH: I have faith in you, ?e?.
CP: heh Thanks
CP: um
CP: confidence makes lamia like me righT?
PH: Confidence could certainly not hurt your case. >:)
CP: oh
CP: and um
CP: using This exercise machine and geTTing sTronger and maybe killings Things
CP: killing
CP: ThaT will impress lamia?
PH: What exercise machine?
PH: Killing things is an excellent way to show her that you've reached ?uberty, ?e?. That you have what it takes.
CP: The one ThaT
CP: oh um
CP: aascam sold me one
CP: he said if I use iT I won'T geT culled
PH: Oh man, I ho?e he threw in a money-back guarantee
PH: just in case it doesn't work!
CP: heh no he says iT will
CP: buT iT doesn'T have The manual hehehe
CP: so he's shipping one righT now
PH: Nonetheless, I am shocked. But an exercise machine also couldn't hurt, unless you ha??en to be really strong naturally.
CP: yeah heh and I'm noT really sTrong so I'd like iT
PH: How do you know you'd like it if you've never been strong?
PH: ?erha?s ... strength ...
PH: ... is not the key ...
PH: ... the shining, o?ener of Wonders ...
PH: ... and sanctuary, safety ...
PH: ... that one might be inclined to think.
CP: oh
CP: um.. you mighT be righT
CP: I--I mean I don'T
CP: see myself as being sTrong
CP: buT being sTrong would be good for lamia
CP: so I have To Try I Think
PH: Whaaaat? You think she's weak? >:\
CP: No-no no nononon
CP: I.. I ThoughT she would like a sTronger person
CP: you Think she would like a weaker person?
PH: No, I do not think she would like a weaker ?erson. Weaker ?eo?le are less than real ?eo?le.
CP: so- I don'T know whaT you are saying up
CP: um*
CP: I can'T be weak and I can'T be sTrong??
PH: Ugh, no. I'm sorry, ?e?. I'm a bit distracted. Be strong.
PH: Don't be weak.
PH: The weak are worthless.
CP: oh okay
CP: buT why noT sTrong?
PH: You can't be strong if you're just going to make strong a different kind of weak.
PH: I realize, even as I ty?e that to you, that you are ?robably just going to get more confused.
CP: no I Think I geT iT
CP: you Think when I'm sTrong I'll sTill be noT confidenT and ThaT is weak?
PH: Ha. Yes? ... Oh, yes. You DID get it!
CP: hehehe I did!
CP: well ThaT wenT well
CP: I Think
CP: he called me buddy again which means he likes me and people like me when I'm confidenT so I'm more confidenT! S:)
PH: Awwwwww!
PH: Did you ask him if he liked you?
CP: no because iT sounded like someThing you Told me noT To do?
CP: d-do you mean like me like how I like lamia or friend liking?
PH: I'm so ?roud of you!!!
PH: Wait, the ?ride...
PH: ... it is diminishing.
PH: >:\
CP: sorry sorry
CP: I wasn'T sure To ask ThaT or noT
CP: buT I Took a chance
PH: I don't think you really need another ... er, troll to as?ire to in your flushed quadrant anyway. Do you?
CP: no and I'm noT flushed for him eiTher
CP: I was jusT curious whaT you mean ThaT's all sorry
PH: There are four other quadrants, you know! You should sho? around!
PH: Mastering one will be much easier if you try to master ALL of them ...
PH: ... at ONCE.
CP: really?
CP: um
CP: I Talk To you a loT
CP: is There a quadrenT for us?
PH: No.
CP: oh.
PH: Sorry, ?e?ster! I just can't see myself hating you, and to be in an Aus?istice, there would need to be a third troll.
CP: whaT abouT ThaT moirail Thing?
CP: and um I don'T Think flushed
CP: sorry I Think lamia has my flushed feelings
PH: Ahahahahahaahahaha!!!!!
PH: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
PH: >:D
PH: Oh, ?e?.
PH: Can you imagine me ... lacking in calmness?
CP: hah ummm no?
CP: I'm noT sure whaT you mean hahaha buT iT musT be funny! S:)
PH: Oh, yes. I generally find it hilarious. Sadly, the joke occasionally gets taken to a ?lace where other trolls are made uncomfortable. Do you think you could sto? that from ha??ening? If I was ... telling a really, really good joke?
CP: I um
CP: have no idea whaT you are Talking abouT
PH: And this is why that morail thing would ...
PH: ... not work out.
CP: buT I guess I could sTop.. bring uncomforTable from happening?
CP: being*
PH: And goooooooosh, ?e?. You sure like to rub a girl's nose in the "oh man, icky, no flushed feelings for yoooou."
CP: I.. I'm sorry
CP: Um
CP: if you really have flushed feelings maybe I could consider iT
PH: Oh, no. Don't try to rewrite your destiny NOW, ?e?. It's far, far too late for my heart. >:P
CP: hehe ThaT smiley means you are joking so haha funny one!
PH: Crack ?iece of detective work there, ?e?! >:)
CP: heh Thanks S:P
CP: can I ask abouT your quadranTs?
PH: >:O You can't guess?????
CP: uh uh uh whaT??
PH: Wow. Wooooowwwwww. I thought I was being NICE to you. You don't know whether or not you can ask about my quadrants? After all this time?
PH: I mean, I thought things were ?erfectly clear.
CP: oh
CP: um
CP: I was jusT uh saying
CP: I didn'T expecT you To say no or anyThing I was jusT making sure sorry sorry
PH: Then carry on, ?e?. Be confident, remember?
CP: oh
CP: oh righT! confidence!
CP: confidence is aTTracTive To lamia righT? sorry jusT checking once more
CP: buT um okay
CP: who is in your quadranTs or who do you wanT in Them?
PH: Yesssssssssssssssssss confidence is attractive to Lamia. Or should be. Intelligent trolls find confidence, es?ecially if it is not mis?laced, to be extremely exciting.
CP: oh wow
CP: like she would be
CP: exciTed To Talk To me like I'm exciTed To Talk To her
CP: ThaT would be really greaT
CP: so um confidence um
PH: Hee, Hee! Yes! And you DO feel more confident after s?eaking to Ez and being called "buddy", right?
CP: whaT are your quadranTs looking like duuuudee?
PH: ?erha?s you should try someone else now!
CP: I felT really confidenT afTer Talking To aascam
CP: and now you're giving me loTs of posiTive praise and Thinsg
CP: Things
CP: I feel like The mosT confidenT person ever like I could do anyThing! S:)
PH: >:D Yay!
PH: As for my quadrants ...
PH: ... No, they are currently as stark, as bare, as winter branches after snow has wrenched them of their summer leaves. >:P Which is a ?oetic way of saying, Not very full at all right now.
CP: oh
CP: heh nice poeTic saying hehe
CP: buT ThaT is a liTTle sad I Think? you are a cool person and I Think oTher Trolls will like you in The quadranT way I Think!
PH: This night is very strange. >:D
PH: I'm not worried, ?e?, but I a??reciate the, er, o?timism. >:)
CP: heh no problem friend I'm sure ThaT you will um find all Those Things for your quadranTs S:)
PH: Mm. ?erha?s! I'm going to go feed the Lusus.
PH: Kee? talking to other ?eo?le in a confident manner!
PH: For ?ractice!
PH: >:P