Saturday, May 21, 2011

Never Mention Subjuggulating To Me

-- cordialPacifist
 [CP]
 began pestering plotHooked
 [PH]
 at 9:19 -- 


CP: h-hi There!

PH: Why, hello. What a. veeery ... 

PH: ... cordial ... 

PH: ... greeting from a stranger. 

PH: >:P 

CP: hehe yes! S:)

CP: umm I was Talking To lamia

CP: and she said I should Talk To you

CP: is ThaT.. okay?

PH: Lamia has some VERY keen insights on character, integrity, and worthiness to be found in trolls! 

PH: Of course, SOMETIMES ... 

PH: ... she is wrong. 

PH: But mostly she is right, so I don't see why not! 

PH: >:) 

CP: I see heh she is a very good friend

CP: me and her are friends and we Talk abouT loTs of Things like friends do umm

CP: sorry ThaT was weird To say umm

CP: so I was asking her abouT flushed feelings

CP: and umm she said I should Talk To you abouT ThaT

CP: so.. yes could you please help?

PH: Oh!! OH!!!!! 

PH: You!!!!!?!?! ... 

PH: ... must be ... 

PH: ... ?e?eir? 

CP: oh umm yes I am! heh who are you?

PH: >':) Lamia told you to s?eak to me, but neglected to give you such im?ortant information? 

PH: I find this a little sus?icious. Can you ?rove that you are, in fact, this ?e?eir she has talked about? 

CP: I umm uhh

CP: sorry I musT be forgeTTing someThing I'm sorry

PH: ... And not some random troll, trying to ?rey u?on my goodwill, ?OSSIBLY with the goal to hurt either Lamia or myself? 

PH: I'll tell you my name once I know you're ?e?eir, you see. 

PH: >:( So many dangerous trolls out there! 

PH: >:) I ho?e you CAN ?rove it! 

CP: i i I don'T know whaT To say umm I am pepeir I feel like I'm forgeTTing someThing lamia Told me oh gosh This is embarassing im so sorry

CP: whaT do I do please Tell me

PH: Well. I love hel?ing trolls with quadrantical ?roblems, so I really, really ho?e you're up to the challenge. I bet we could have fun, discussing things! 

PH: And it's always FUN to have new friends! 

PH: Let me think of something a??ro?riate. I mean, she didn't give you a ?assword or anything, did she? 

CP: i umm

CP: no

CP: and i do like making new friends

PH: That's okay! Let's see. There MUST be a way you can ?rove yourself. Hmm. 

CP: like maybe you could be my-- oh gogsh sorry you can'T say ThaT you wanT someone To be your friend ThaT is weird

CP: y-yeah if you Think of anyThing please leT me know

PH: Well, it's a little FORWARD, Maybe-?e?eir, Maybe-Not ?e?eir, but it's not ?articularly odd! How else are you going to make friends????? My ?hiloso?hy has always just been GO OUT! And DO IT! 

CP: i-i buT I'm Too shy and I'm noT cool

CP: and I'm noT confidenT and asjdf why did I say ThaT I have To preTend To be confidenT wiTh you umm

CP: I I'm sorry im messing This conversaTion up can we sTop and jusT do quadranTs please

PH: Wait. Before you confess anything else, answer me this -- 

PH: and be ?re?ared, it is a truly im?ortant question -- 

PH: ?ossibly even the MOST im?ortant -- 

PH: Are "rainbows" badass? 

PH: ?leeeease get this answer right, ?e?eir! I really DO want to talk to you >:) 

CP: I I

CP: umm

CP: b-b wel

CP: rainbows are.. They are brighT

CP: buT ermm Ez likes darker Things I Think no waiT buT

CP: buT proTagonisTs are brighT I Think or are They dark buT anTagonisTs are cool Too I donT

PH: Oh, Ezreki. What is Ezreki's favourite to?ic? This'll be an easy one! 

CP: I... I Think rainbows are... noT cool? I'm crossing my fingers

CP: I.. I'm noT sure I Think someThing abouT being cool

PH: I'm sorry, cordial ?acifist, but you are very, very, VERY wrong. Rainbows are the most exquisitely savage thing ?osibble. They elevate what was merely ?retty damned scary to COM?LETELY BADASS. BadassX7 combo, in fact. 

PH: HOWEVER! 

PH: >:D 

PH: You were right about Ezreki, so I guess I'll trust you ARE ?e?eir 

PH: And not some really cruel troll >:( 

CP: Im sorry I goT iT wrong buT Thank you

PH: If you say that you aren't 

CP: I am I really am buT I don'T have proof or anyThing

PH: It's okay. I'll believe you for now. >:) Just don't try to wound me too badly, okay? I'm very susce?tible. 

PH: So ... 

PH: I'm Arethusa! 

CP: I- I would never Try To hurT you!

CP: why would I do ThaT ThaT is Terrible

PH: When I'm not ?lotHooked on Trollian, of course. Or Breakday Bloodlace on FLAR?. And ... 

PH: ... Why would you hurt someone? Hmm. 

PH: Did you say you were having ?roblems in the Flushed Quadrant? 

PH: Or the Caliginous? 

CP: uh flushed yes

CP: because um.. well I can TrusT you righT?

PH: Oh, of coooourse! 

PH: >;) 

CP: lamia said i shoudl be careful of who i TrusT because some people i don'T know whaT To Take advanTage of me

CP: buT i Think people are nicer Than ThaT buT she Told me To check anyway

PH: Did Lamia not also tell you to talk to me? 

PH: Would that not im?ly that I am one of the trustworthy ones? 

CP: I.. oh ighT

CP: yeah sorry I forgoT ThaT hehe sorry

PH: See, I am hel?ing you already. >:P 

CP: heh yes you are!

CP: so umm

CP: I'm having Trouble in my.. my flushed quadranT

CP: um I'm having Trouble in every quadranT acTually because I don'T undersTand any of Them

CP: buT as far as flushed goes uh

CP: when I Talk To lamia and don'T Tell her This iT will be noT good 

CP: someTimes I geT This silly good feeling because she likes me and likes Talking To me and I like Talking To her and yeah I Think abouT Talking wiTh her a loT and I'm wondering if ThaT is flushd

PH: Before I say anything, ?e?eir, how many Swee?s are you? Am I to take it you've never had any quadrantical leanings before? That you're just beginning the oddyssey of Romantical confusion that is the very com?lex Court of Quadrants? 

CP: oh umm 5 sweeps old

CP: ive learned a biT buT I don'T undersTand Them really

CP: why would you wanT To be mean To someone who is your friend? for um kismysees or someThing?

CP: sorry I should be smarTer wiTh you because you are really smarT and I'm jusT kind of noT so much

PH: Five swee?s? Oh, ?lenty old enough! And, ah. Kismissitude! The blackest of quadrants! Where the rage bubbles hot, roots deep, entrenches itself in the very marrow of your bones! Where it isn't about killing, but about destroying -- 

PH: a delightful waltz of hatred, great fun to dabble in, swee?ing and e?ic and com?letely misunderstood by many. 

PH: Having a kismesis isn't about being MEAN to the kismesis, it's about destroying them in some way, while they also try to destroy you! It's about hate, hate that is far, far more than dislike leaning toward cull. 

PH: It's about ?roving something, you know? If you hate someone so much you constantly want to ?rove something to them or teach them -- 

PH: ...well, no, that's not EXACTLY right. 

PH: Five swee?s, huh? I'll send you some of my fanfic later! >:) If you like reading, that is. 

PH: Being mean to another troll is, if you s?end time on it, definitely a way to ste? down the road of Kismissitude! But you're interested in the FLUSHED Quadrant right NOW, so ... 

PH: ...Should I ?ause? 

PH: Are you taking notes? >:P 

CP: I I canT read This fasT sorry

CP: I am

CP: I'm looking for a noTepad

CP: please waiT sorry for slowing you down in your speech um

PH: I will wait >:) 

CP: you can keep Talking and oh okay

PH: I'll just watch this video on yourgrubinatube while I wait for you to get with the ?rogram. ?ing me when you're ready, ?e?eir! And don't forget... 

CP: okay i goT iT

PH: ... to answer the question about reading! 

CP: oh sorry

CP: waTch your video

CP: im ready when you geT back!! hehe

PH: Oh... 

PH: ... Excellent. 

PH: So. 

PH: You said you really like talking to Lamia. 

CP: yeah

PH: Do you really like talking to Ezreki? Or myself? Or whoever else you talk to? 

CP: and i geT funny feelings in my

CP: oh

CP: i.. i guess so

CP: buT I like Talking To her more um

CP: noT ThaT i don'T like Talking To you!!

CP: I'm sorry I insulTed you when you gave me advice

PH: Wow, you sure know how to hurt a girl's feelings. >:| And after you said you wouldn't be cruel. 

CP: buT I like Talking To her in a differenT way

CP: I I

PH: It's okay, for now I'll let it slide. 

CP: I don'T know whaT came over me why do I keep people geTTing angry aT me

PH: Maybe you've got some sort of caliginous magnetism going on! 

CP: i donT Think so

CP: I don'T like iT when people are angry aT me iT makes me feel worThless

CP: iT makes me feel like ThaT Time Ez yelled aT me

CP: which was yesTerday

PH: But I'm not angry, only a very little bit hurt. I'm sure I'll get over it, later, after co?ious a??lication of Murder Mayhem Sur?rise Iced Cream. 

CP: The Time I wanTed To jusT geT culled like he Told me To um

PH: Oh, no! Ezreki yelled at you? 

CP: I wenT Too far sorry sorry I was complaingin okay

CP: yes

PH: What for? 

CP: I Told lamia someThing ThaT wasn'T True beacuse I misread whaT he said

CP: and Then lamia goT mad aT him

CP: and Then he goT mad aT me

CP: and he said I was a mook

CP: and he said I didn'T deserve To be a characfTer

CP: and he said

CP: he said a loT of Things

CP: and They

CP: I don' Tknow I felT really bad because I messed Things up for him and I'm noT a cool guy

PH: Oh reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeallllllllllllly! 

CP: he said I s-should geT culled and umm

CP: and I asked lamia To cull me

CP: buT she didn'T and Then I felT a liTTle beTTer

PH: WOW, that's a ?retty sweet move, ?e?eir! 

CP: y-yeah I guess

PH: "I'm not worthy, ?lease cull me"! A classic!!! 

CP: I TrusTed her because if she culled me iT mighT noT hurT as much maybe

PH: When the other troll doesn't take you u? on it. 

PH: I'm ... confused, however. 

PH: Would you clarify a thing for me? 

CP: um sure

PH: 1) What did he say that you misread? S?ecifically? 2) When you felt BAD because he was yelling at you, what exactly did that feel like? Did you feel any stirrings, such as a shadow cast u?on your existence? Do you still think about it?? 

CP: um

CP: 1) i was asking him how To be cool

CP: because i was geTTing maybe flush feelings

CP: and i wanTed lamia To be flush for me

CP: so i asked him how To be cool and he Told me some Things buT um

CP: Then we were joking i Think like friends he said

CP: ThaT he was so cool ThaT whenever Troll girls came up To him uh

CP: They asked To.. To mix pails wiTh him

CP: and i Told lamia ThaT i wanTed To be cool and kill Things so oTher people could mix pails wiTh me because I was cool

PH: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat 

PH: ???!!!?!?!?! He said that, REALLY? >:O 

CP: and she said who Told me ThaT and i said ez Told me because he is ThaT cool and she goT angry because she didnT wanT To mix pails

CP: noooo

CP: ala;fsdlfkjasd;faskdfj;c

CP: nooo please

CP: sTop

CP: sTopsTopsT

CP: sTosT

CP: sT

CP: op

CP: you are going To geT him angry aT me

CP: no please donT Tell him

CP: please plaese

CP: i will do anyThin

PH: Tell him? I won't tell him. 

PH: Oh no. 

CP: g

CP: oh

CP: okay

CP: sorry

PH: Don't worry, although if you want to owe me a favor, that would be an excellent way to make this conversation more ?lotty! Which is to say, a hundred times more badass! >:) 

CP: haha yes i Think

CP: um

CP: can you help me wiTh flushed again

PH: Hmm. Yes. Just - to clarify. He really said that, huh? 

PH: As a joke. 

CP: um

CP: iT mighT have been a joke I Think

CP: buT I'm noT sure

CP: he is really cool

CP: and if all The Troll girls wanTed pails wiTh him

CP: Then I wouldn'T be surprised

PH: ... Ha, ha. Indeed. 

PH: All right! 

PH: Before we move back on to?ic, what about 2? 

CP: oh um

CP: whaT is 2?

PH: >:) I will C&? for you. 

PH: 2) When you felt BAD because he was yelling at you, what exactly did that feel like? Did you feel any stirrings, such as a shadow cast u?on your existence? Do you still think about it?? 

CP: um

CP: no

CP: i

CP: I.. I Think

CP: iT is hard

CP: mosT of me was saying ThaT I am scarred

CP: and ThaT I was worThless and I wanT To geT culled and die

CP: buT umm maybe a Tiny biT of me was

CP: maybe frusTraTed... or erm noT angry

CP: noT angry because angry people are noT fun To be wiTh

CP: buT um like a nice angry

CP: because I didn'T like iT ThaT he was being mean To me buT umm

CP: yeah mosTly scarred and The wanTing To die Thing

PH: A "nice angry"? >:\ Oh, ?e?eir. I'm so sorry. All right, I see SOME ?otential there, since -- well, would you like to be as cool as Ezreki? ?erha?s get him to admit that YOU are cool? 

PH: Instead of threatening to cull you? 

CP: buT The nice angry was only a Tiny biT

CP: um

CP: I wanT To be as cool as him

CP: if I could

CP: I jusT need To be

CP: sTrong and confidenT

CP: and I need To wake up in The morning and call myself cool

CP: because ThaT is whaT cool people do ThaT call Themselves cool when They wake up ez said so

CP: and erm

CP: yes Then i could be cool and people would like me and be my friends and maybe my quadrenTs would be full of people

PH: I've heard his ?hiloso?hy quite a few times! >:) You don't need to re?eat it. Okay, that's all ?retty good! ?otential! I think you MIGHT ... 

PH: ... want to focus a little more on the com?etition! 

PH: As?ect. 

PH: But that's okay! You're so new. >:) 

PH: About Lamia ... 

CP: i canT compeTe wiTh him Though he is so cool

PH: ... Do you think about her constantly? Do you feel like you can be yourself around her? 

CP: he is The proTagonisT

CP: oh

CP: um

CP: yes

CP: very much

CP: someTimes I Think of her when I'm in my sopor

PH: Maybe you've got a long way to go, ?e?. But I'm ?retty sure you can com?ete with him if you ?ut your mind to it. Did you not say that YOU successfully enraged Lamia against him? 

CP: and I Think of her smiling aT me I Think um

PH: That's ?retty im?ressive. 

PH: I ... see. 

CP: m-maybe

PH: So you have fun talking to her? And look forward to any ?otential adventures you might have? Maybe you want to ?ester her a lot? 

CP: buT ez is so cool and i like him and he's my friend why would I wanT To geT people angry aT him

CP: y-yes

CP: I wanT To Talk To her all The Time

CP: and I feel bad when I Talk To her and I can'T be cool

CP: because Trolls only feel flushed wiTh cool guys

CP: so I need To become cool so she wanTs To pesTer me all The Time

CP: buT um yes

CP: and I Think of her a loT

CP: because she is nice To me

CP: and I can Talk To her abouT sTuff

CP: and when I say very bad Things

CP: Things ThaT are awkward and make people noT like me

CP: she doesn'T geT angry aT me

CP: and ThaT is good iT makes me feel good being wiTh her

PH: Why -wouldn't- you want to get ?eo?le angry at Ezreki? He's a ?rotaganist, and ?rotaganists must be challenged! If he's NOT, he'll never go through character growth and be ha??y. 

PH: And what about cool girls? Are Trolls not allowed to get flushed with cool girls, ?e?eir? >:( 

CP: no no

CP: buT im a cool boy i mean

CP: I wanT To be a cool boy

CP: I don'T wanT To

CP: oh gogsh

CP: please

CP: don'T Take off my bone bulge

CP: someone wanTed To do ThaT before

PH: >':| 

CP: I'm sorry I didn'T mean To anger you

CP: I.. i mean eiTher Troll boys or girls I am sorry

PH: Hee, Hee. Chill, ?e?. 

PH: You definitely sound a little bit ?ink, at least. 

PH: And ?ink is the BEGINNING of a flush. 

PH: Do you have more questions? 

CP: um yes

CP: how do I make her pink?

CP: ez said I have To kill Things and wear a cape

PH: A ... ca?e? 

CP: ThaT is whaT he said

CP: and a monacle?

CP: monocle? i haven'T heard of iT before

PH: ?O_-^ 

PH: Oh! 

PH: A monocle is a kind of miniature s?yglass for just one eye 

PH: They are ?retty incredible, es?ecially if you've im?roved it! 

PH: >:) 

PH: But ... you're asking ... 

PH: ... me ... 

CP: haha yeah I Think maybe

PH: ... how to make ... 

PH: LAMIA 

PH: ?ink 

PH: for you? 

PH: Hmm. Do you think she sent you to me for that advice? ?erha?s that was her cunning ?loy all along? >:O 

CP: yes

CP: no

CP: i

CP: I didn'T Tell her I was flushed

CP: or um pink

CP: well kind of

CP: I asked how I know if I'm feeling flushed

CP: and she Told me To Talk To you

CP: in a friendly way

CP: so yeah

CP: y-you Think

CP: ThaT

CP: she was Trying To geT me To Talk To you

CP: so ThaT I could learn how To make her geT pink for me?

CP: s-she

CP: wanTs

CP: To be pink for me maybe?

CP: I umm

CP: ((D--> I need a Towel))

PH: What I think ... 

PH: ... ?e? ... 

PH: ... well, oh no! Are you sure I should tell you? 

CP: yes

CP: please Tell e

CP: I will do anyThing To make her pink

CP: I hope iT isn'T culling please

CP: i umm

PH: Okay, I'm taking a dee? breath. 

CP: okay

CP: I am Too

PH: I think? 

CP: I have To Think abouT This wiTh you I Think

PH: That it's very ?ossible Lamia MAY have ?otentially considered something like this. Then again, although I know Lamia very, very well, I'm sure I have no idea how to make her ?ink, and I'm sure she knows that, what with the very very well we know each other. 

PH: So ... 

PH: ... ?robably, no. 

CP: whaT

CP: no whaT??

PH: She did not send you to me knowing I would know how to hel? you make her ?ink. 

PH: Don't be too disa??ointed! She still sent you to me. >:) Which means she'd like you get suave. 

PH: And ?erha?s not to wear a ca?e, although you really can't go wrong with a monocle. 

CP: i

PH: Are you okay? >:( 

CP: no

CP: c-can I do anyThing besides wear a monocle?

CP: whaT do I do or um who do I Talk To please help me

CP: j-jusT give me advice

PH: Hmmmmmmmmmm! 

CP: I sTill have 25 caegars

PH: Okay, ?e?. I'll give you some good advice. It'll be really easy to follow, too -- whoa, whoa, whoa, WHOA. 

CP: can I buy her someThing To make her flushed

PH: It's an idea, but you want to be careful about buying her something that makes you seem ... 

PH: ... well ... 

PH: ... like you're trying to BUY your way into her bucket. 

CP: b-buT isn'T ThaT whaT I wanT

CP: I wanT her To be flushed

CP: whaT is The difference beTween buying her someThing and noT?

PH: It's all in the ?resentation, ?e?. 

PH: If you were to buy her something, say, a BOOK, because Lamia likes books, and you went to her and said, 

CP: m-maybe

PH: h-hi T-There i-I h-hardly k-know you b-ut I T-think about you w-will you flush I-I like the word P-pail 

PH: Then that would seem bad. 

CP: yes

PH: Yes, indeed! 

CP: i have an idea

CP: whaT if

CP: i boughT her a book

CP: and i payed someone

CP: so um make spelling errors

CP: buT The spelling errors would

CP: when she fixed Them in a cerTain way

CP: iT would spell someThing maybe

PH: Ohhhh! Like a secret code!!!!! 

PH: Why, ?e?!!! That ... 

PH: ... is ... 

CP: like um "hi This is pip and you are a really greaT person and i like you"

PH: ... a ?retty delicious idea. I think I MAY become envious. >;) 

CP: r-really?

CP: maybe Talking To you helped me become more cool hehe!

PH: Oh, yes. I can feel myself blackening at the very thought. Tsk. Ruining a ?erfectly good friendshi?, cata?ulting it into rivalry. Why would you do that? 

PH: Ahahahaha, ?erha?s, ?e?!! 

CP: I-- waiT you like her

CP: do you

PH: Either way, it's a good idea about the book. 

CP: have flushed feelings for her?

PH: Whaaaaaaat ... that isn't what I was im?lying at all, ?e?. 

CP: you said you were geTTing inTo a rivalry wiTh me

CP: righT? or did I misinTerpreT ThaT Too like I always do

PH: Ahahaha no! Okay, next time you talk to Ezreki, you should ?ay attention to how he listens to things. 

CP: oh sorry very sorry whaT do you mean Then

PH: You are thinking more of Lamia than yourself. I was im?lying that YOU were being SO thoughtful an so SWEET, that I might blacken toward Lamia preem?tively, because you're just that neat. 

PH: And I was teasing, so not being serious at all. 

CP: oh

CP: well um Thank you

PH: When you work on your confidence, taking things as if they are always said in a way that shines YOU in the coolest of lights will ?robably be really hel?ful. 

CP: ThaT is The firsT Time someone called me sweeT S:)

CP: buT oTher people are more imporTanT Than me I ThoughT

CP: if I'm nice To me ThaT doesn'T make lamia feel pink for me

CP: I have To forgeT abouT me and make her pink righT?

PH: Hee, Hee. What do you think ha??ens when someone is ?ink for someone else, and on their way toward being red as the ripest of cherries? 

CP: I don'T know whaTa?

CP: whaT*

PH: Can I ask you a question? 

PH: Besides that one, of course >:) 

CP: um sure

PH: Do you LIKE being MADE to do things? 

PH: Do you like being Subjuggulated? Conquered? Changed, ?ossibly against your will? Refashioned from what you are into what you are not? 

PH: I ... reeeeally can't tell. 

CP: um

CP: I don'T know

CP: I like doing Things for myself

CP: buT I like iT when people like me

CP: um

CP: This is hard

CP: if I really wanT someThing Then I don'T mind being changed I Thing

CP: buT iT's hard

CP: if um lamia wanTed me To be s-subuggalaTed whaTever ThaT means I would

PH: Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha 

PH: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

PH: Aaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaa! 

PH: Oh, ?e?! 

CP: hehe

PH: You're ?recious! 

CP: hah

CP: I Think ThaT's a good Thing Thank you

PH: If we ever meet, ?lease don't bring up Subjuggulation. 

CP: oh okay

PH: It would ?robably go very ?oorly for someone. 

CP: okay I will keep ThaT in mind




PH: It would be safer for you. 

CP: was ThaT your quesTion?

PH: >:\ Sort of. What if... 

PH: ... you DON'T 

PH: want a thing? 

PH: Would you like being MADE to want the thing? 

CP: I don'T know whaT you mean

CP: can you explain plesae?

PH: Okay, ?e?. Let's ?ut it this way. Say that Lamia wanted to be your Kismesis. 

PH: You, of course, do NOT want that. 

PH: Your feelings being more ... 

PH: ... rosy. 

PH: If she tried to MAKE you change 

PH: through force, strength, etcetera 

PH: Would you like that? 

PH: If you didn't want to be in the Black Quadrant? 

CP: I umm

CP: This is hard

CP: because I wanT To do whaTever she wanTs me To do righT now

CP: buT

CP: if I was black I wouldn'T wanT To do whaT she wanTs To do

CP: so This is difficulT

PH: Yes, romance is VEEEEERY difficult! Many a troll has found themselves, well ... Not quite u? to the task. 

CP: yesh um

CP: yeah*

CP: if she wanTed To change me

CP: Then I would do my besT To become whaTever she wanTs I Think

CP: buT I don'T Think she wanTs To be my kismesis so I don'T have To worry abouT iT

PH: That's ... 

PH: ?retty lame, I'm afraid. 

PH: Very unsatisfying. 

CP: I'm sorry

PH: In fact, kind of disheartening. 

CP: um

CP: whaT should I feel

CP: I don'T know

CP: all I wanT is for her To be flushed whaT am I supposed To feel To make ThaT happen

PH: Why don't you slee? on this subject? Attem?t to reeeeally think things over? 

PH: And then next time we talk ... 

PH: ... ?resuming, of course, you still waaaaannnnt to talk to me ... 

PH: ... maaaybe ... 

CP: I do

PH: You'll know. 

CP: I like Talking wiTh you

CP: because you are smarT and helpful S:)

PH: >;) 

CP: hehe winking

CP: like we are besT friends almosT

CP: S;)

PH: You move quick, Slick. Gosh, forward. 

CP: heh sorry I read inThis one book ThaT wiTh friends you have To assume you are friends

CP: so you do friendly Things wiThouT asking abouT iT

CP: ThaT way you are boTh TrusTing and nice

PH: Well, friends, YES, but beeeeest friends? That's an entirely different matter 

PH: And comes a liiiiittle close to ?ale, don't you think? 

CP: oh

PH: Do you read a lot of books, ?e?eir? 

CP: I'm sorry no

PH: Oh, no! You should read more! I'll send you some links. They might be hel?ful on your quest. 

CP: oh

CP: nonono

CP: I'm sorry abouT pale

CP: we are noT a quadranT no

PH: You should be!!!! VERY forward. 

PH: >:O

CP: we are jusT friends I Think

CP: buT yes I do read some books

CP: I'm reading one righT now

CP: I like advenTures

CP: and people being smarT and cunning and confidenT

PH: <plotHooked gives cordialPacifist a few links, her player is too lazy to come up with good fake ones> 

CP: Thanks

PH: You ... should read those. And ... try not to move so fast, okay? It sure makes a troll feel uns?ecial. I'm going to go now. Don't want to give you TOO much advice all at once. 

CP: oh okay

CP: I'm sorry

CP: Thank you and I will Talk To you again

PH: Yeah, you REALLY should be. You say you're not cruel, but I don't know, ?e?. I'm beginning to think that might not have been strictly accurate. 

PH: Still, I ho?e. 

PH: Have a good night! 

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