-- cordialPacifist
[CP]
began pestering plotHooked
[PH]
at 20:44 --
CP: oh uh hi areThusa!
PH: Hello, ?e?! >:) Are you ...
PH: ... feeling ...
PH: ... CONFIDENT
PH: tonight?
CP: heh yeah! maybe a loT probably!
PH: Reeeeallllllly?
CP: yes. well as much as I um can be in a good mood I Think!
PH: Oh no!
PH: Are you im?lying that trolls can only be confident in bad moods? Have you already reached the Good Mood Event Horizon, wherein the mood, it can't get any better without ex?losions? I hear tell that after the GMEH ...
PH: ...death is swift. And immediate. >;)
PH: What's got you so ?e??y, ?e?ster????
CP: oh um
CP: I don'T know I'm noT sure really buT I don'T care abouT being noT sure righT now? sorry I Think! uh I don'T Think I'm near any explosion feelings.. buT maybe! hehe
PH: Wow! You really ARE confident tonight!
PH: >:O
CP: heh yeah I Think iT's uh someThing To do wiTh The friends idea you had! To Talk To people. um Thank you for ThaT! S:)
PH: >;) You are exce?tionally welcome!
CP: yeah! heh um I have a quesTion if you don'T mind
PH: ?e?eir?
CP: y-yes?
PH: Think back to our ?revious conversations, ?lease.
PH: Would you say that you are usually quite the wealthy ?ossessor of questions?
PH: Com?letely rich with a ?lethora of ...
PH: ... queries????
CP: um
CP: oh
CP: heh I remember!
CP: I Think lasT Time you said um ThaT when I asked if I could ask someThing you were okay wiTh iT
PH: Are you sure???????????????
CP: so iT is maybe a liTTle silly for me To ask if I can ask? hehe
PH: Maybe. It looks a little bit like you asked a question there about whether or not it was silly for you, since you used the best ?unctuation mark of all.
PH: And if you asked a question right there
PH: ... about whether it is ...
PH: ... silly ...
PH: ... of you to ask if you can ask ...
PH: ... then it's even sillier, don't you think?
PH: Maaaayyybe you should just ask. >:) See what ha??ens!
PH: Be sur?rised!!!
CP: oh. um heh okay I will!
CP: so I was Talking To uh skylar who you know kind of really cool
PH: Uh huuuuhhhh?
CP: and I Talked To her in The middle of a hiesT I Think?
CP: and I asked some Things and she basically said hehe ThaT she could Train me!
CP: and make a man ouT of me and make me cool. so um my quesTion is coming in a biT
CP: I Talked To ez because iT sounded like a differenT kind of cool
CP: buT he said ThaT skylar mighT be Tricking me? so I'm a biT confused I Think and I'm asking you whaT do you Think?
PH: Awww, you trust MY o?inion more than Ezreki's? >:)
PH: Does that mean you think I'm cooler than him? >:o
CP: um heh yes um maybe uh I'm noT sure!
CP: hehe you're puTTing me in a Tough spoT I Think um
CP: maybe you are a beTTer friend To me Than he is because you don'T geT angry and c-call me a m-mook and um be mean
PH: Hey, ?e?. Tough s?ots are for confident ?eo?le. Didn't you know that?
CP: r-really? S:)
PH: Oh, yes. The tougher? The better. Without going through CHALLENGES, you're basically a worthless ?iece of vomit even a ?u?lusus wouldn't deign to lick.
PH: But with confidence and tough s?ots????
PH: You're aces! >;)
CP: oh um yay!
PH: >:) I'd like you to ?lay a quick game with me, ?e??y!
CP: so whaT do you Think?
CP: oh
CP: sorry! heh okay whaT is The game
PH: You're asking me a question, right?
PH: If YOU were ME
CP: yes!
PH: ... and that will take ...
PH: ... a lot ...
PH: ... of ?retending, I know.
PH: But!!!!!!!
PH: If you were me
PH: what would I tell you?
PH: What do YOU think the answer is?
CP: hmm uh This is hard
CP: maybe iT's easier wiTh The confidence and good feeling I goT?
CP: buT okay I'll be going on ummm
CP: if I were you I'd Tell me... To noT lisTen To ez 100% because he was mean before buT sTill be careful?
PH: You ?robably want to think really hard about your answer, too. I mean, you wouldn't want to offend me by making me sound STU?ID.
CP: I hope ThaT's righT
CP: oh um
CP: sorry did I.. S:( offend you?
PH: Llllleeeeeeeeeet me just read it outloud, as if I were actually saying it ... and we'll see.
CP: o-okay
CP: ((*pep crosses fingers*))
PH: ?e?eir, do you know what I'm doing right now?
CP: um uh no noT really?
PH: I am ?inching the bridge of my nose and shaking my head sloooowwwllly.
CP: I.. I'm sorry really really sorry S:(
PH: I am not OFFENDED, but I am ...
PH: ... just a teensy bit ...
PH: ... disa??ointed. Have I taught you nothing? At all???
CP: no your Teaching was perfecT I Think because you are really good aT Things like ThaT I musT have jusT forgoTTen
PH: Someone being MEAN is NO REASON not to listen to them!
CP: d-do you Think maybe I should wear a monocle nexT Time I Talk wiTh ez so he won'T lie?
PH: I would never, ever, eeeever say that unless I was being flayed alive by a hundred miniature crocodiles while their BOSS began to get out the SALT to season my naked flesh!
PH: For their evil crocodile stew!
PH: And even then, I ?robably would NOT say such a thing.
CP: o-oh. sorry S:( um whaT should I do Then?
PH: Hee, Hee! Let me ask you another question.
PH: Does it matter if Skylar is tricking you?
CP: uh yeah I Think! ThaT would maTTer a loT probably
CP: iT didn'T seem like she was Though..
PH: Why would it matter a lot?
CP: b-because ThaT would be like lying To me and I wouldn'T be cool?
PH: Wrong!
PH: IF Sky was tricking you, that woudl just be an o??ortunity!
PH: An o??ortunity to ?rove how truly MANLY and BADASS you can REALLY be!
PH: By thriving!
PH: In s?ite of the trickery!
PH: ?erha?s by ?racticing some trickery of your own in return.
PH: >:)
PH: And having fun!
PH: See what I'm saying, ?e??y?
CP: oh
CP: um I Think maybe. wouldn'T ThaT be mean Though? and isn'T being mean bad?
PH: No?e! Because IF she was tricking you, that would be the opening salvo of A GAME!
PH: So you'd just be agreeing to ?lay.
PH: >:)
PH: If she isn't, then you've got nothing to worry about, and you'd be ?retty ?athetic and stu?id to ?ass-u? the o??ortunity for training
PH: from a cute troll girl.
CP: o-oh um maybe! is ThaT a Thing Trolls do, having mean games?
CP: hey she is acTually kind of cool I Think!
PH: Is that a thing Trolls do --
PH: ... Yes. Yes it is. The best trolls! >:) The most hardcore trolls!!
PH: But that ...
PH: ... is rather ...
PH: ... beside the ?oint for you, don't you think?
CP: m-maybe
CP: I jusT ThoughT ThaT she was going To make me really cool and um
CP: ThaT's where mosT of my confidence I have now came from S:(
PH: Maybe she is!
PH: Maybe she's not! The ?oint is -- go for it! See what ha??ens, and have an adventure!
CP: o-oh okay um
CP: This seems harder Than I ThoughT kinda S:(
PH: ?sht. You'll be fiiiiiiiiiine, ?e?! Why wouldn't you be?
CP: I don'T know I've never done someThing like This before um
CP: buT iT seems like.. growing up maybe?
CP: like someThing I have To do when I become an older Troll? I'm noT sure
CP: I'll um Try your advice because iT helped before, um Thanks!
PH: >:) Quadrants are for grownu? trolls, ?e?. Or at least...
PH: ... for trolls who aren't too cowardly ...
PH: ... to try something new.
PH: You've already taken the first ste?s!
PH: Don't be TOO worried! >:) I'm suuuure you'll behave a??ro?riately!!!!
CP: um heh yeah! and I'm noT cowardly I Think? noT a m-mook maybe?
PH: Does Eeeeeeezreki still think you're a mook?
CP: y-yes he Tells me iT all The Time S:(
PH: ...weeeeeeeeell, some ?eo?le might say that He IS the leading authority on being a mook...
CP: iT brings back all Those sad unconfidenT feelings I had on -----w -whaT are you um did you say??
PH: ... buuuuuuuuut .....
CP: he is The coolesT um person I Think I know! he is a proTagonisT and all well mosT of The Trolls are flush for him!
PH: ...
-- ploTHooked [PH] changed Their mood To DETESTFUL --
CP: am I wrong? please don'T say I am
CP: unless I am Then uh I guess you can say so
PH: I'm just ...
PH: ... wondering ...
PH: ...what you're ...
PH: ...im?lying.
PH: >:|
CP: oh um
CP: no sorry so um very sorry
CP: I wasn'T implying I am flushed for him
PH: Really? Because
PH: I'm absolutely
PH: SHOCKED
PH: that that isn't what you were im?lying.
CP: y-yeah no I Think I am only flushed for lamia S:)
CP: b-buT oTher people like you are very um very cool!
PH: I think my heart just ski??ed a few beats, and not in a merry sort of Off To See The Old Gizzard, The Wonderful Old Gizzard of Claws way
CP: maybe I am moirail flushed Towards you? sorry I don'T know quadranTs ThaT wel sTill
PH: ...what.
CP: o-oh I said someThing wrong didn'T I I'm sorry v-very sorry
PH: I need to go wash my hair. >:\ I'll talk to you later.
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