a LOT of wells

-- facetiousAnimus
 [FA]
 began trolling plotHooked
 [PH]
 at 2:52 --


FA: > well WELL WELL >;D -->

PH: That sounds like a LOT of wells >:P

PH: ?erfect for ?ushing ?eo?le down? >;)

PH: Are you ?lotting nefarious deeds?

FA: > there is a VERITABLE WELLSPRING of WELLS -->

FA: > not QUITE -->

FA: > I AM however talking to a PARTICULARLY CURIOUS SEADWELLER -->

PH: ...

PH: a, um

PH: seadweller, you say?

FA: > although they've JUST gone IDLE. -->

FA: > and YES -->

FA: > she wishes me to HOLD her in my MANLY ARMS APPARENTLY -->

FA: > and MAKE me CLOTHES. -->

FA: > it's all VERY CURIOUS. -->

PH: Oh really???????

PH: I am ...

PH: afraid

PH: that it's all very

PH: boring instead of curious. >;) Not worthy of curiousity at all!

FA: > oh. -->

FA: > I SEE. -->

FA: > that's UNFORTUNATE. -->

FA: > do you have more EXCITING NEWS to PARLEY? -->

PH: I am sur?rised, nay, shocked! no! absolutely flabberghasted,

PH: that you ...

PH: ... aren't ?rotesting more. I never thought I would see the day ...

PH: ...the DARK day, of course >:(

FA: > I am SURE there is a REASONABLE EXPLAINATION. -->

PH: where Ezreki would allow his story to be called

PH: boring

FA: > maybe it is that I have ACCEPTED now that you SIMPLY have LOST ALL APPRECIATION for the FINER THINGS -->

FA: > and so I now RELAX THE INTENSITY with which I try to KEEP you upon the ROAD to SUCCESS -->

FA: > ALAS it shall be LONELY when you DECEND into the RANKS of the UNEDUCATED and FOOLISH. -->

PH: I really

PH: shouldn't be sur?rised at ...

PH: ...well

PH: (well, WELL >;) )

PH: Your remarkable ?owers of observation

PH: I am often chastized for s?ending far too much time!!!!??!?

PH: on the ... less...

PH: fine. >;)

FA: > SIGH -->

PH: If I were you, I would worry that your new seadweller friend is idle because she has swooned away >:P

PH: And, being a SEA dweller, is ...

PH: QUITE IMMUNE

PH: to smelling salts

FA: > I believe she said she BROKE a NAIL -->

FA: > she was SOBBING quite PROFUSELY -->

FA: > she SOBBED quite a LOT actually. -->

FA: > that and SNIFFING -->

FA: > there was also a SOLITARY HIC -->

PH: Well, well, well!!!!!

FA: > they don't have WELLS underwater. -->

FA: > it would be SILLY. -->

PH: No?e! Underwater wells are now my headcanon >:P

FA: > ah. and from there it shall be SOMEWHAT IMPOSSIBLE to REMOVE. -->

PH: Whoo?s, I need to go! Keep me a??rised of any nefarious ?lots, um, especially, um, ? if they invol?ve seadwellers, w?hich I do not at all care about in a way

PH: Which would be notable >;)

FA: > INDEED. -->

FA: > FARE THE WELL. -->

FA: > [[THEE] -->

PH: Well..... I will try. Your well-wishes are always wellcome. Hee hee!