PH: ?lease, sto? b?ei?ng so n?os?y!?!!?!!?!
FA: > you are NOT being EATEN. I feel I have been DECEIVED. -->
FA: > EXPLAIN YOURSELF. -->
PH: >:) There are two ?ossible explanations...
PH: ... ONLY two ...
PH: ... all others are mere ?retense and LIES, shadows of TRUTH ...
PH: dece?tions, if you will
PH: Do you think you can, if I ask you to, execute a com?licated ... What am I saying?
PH: To you, it will be sim?licity itself!! >:P
FA: > speak PLAINLY for the good of the NARRATIVE. -->
PH: ?lease direct your gaze ONLY to one ?articular ?art of the room without ?ee?ing at anything else
FA: > but I already have SEEN the rest with my ALL SEEING EYES -->
PH: It will be a delicate maneuver, Ezreki, because there are many tem?ting things on my walls to ?ee? at
FA: > there would be no REASONING to IT. -->
PH: You ?romised you would ?retend you had NOT
FA: > I PROMISED nothing. -->
FA: > HOWEVER -->
FA: > for this ONE TIME -->
FA: > I shall INDULGE your WISHES -->
FA: > simply for the NARRATIVE benifits. -->
PH: >:( ?romises are such wonderful ?lot ?oints
PH: They really help build character! >:D
PH: Or...
PH: ... in YOUR case ...
FA: > CONFIRM character. >;D -->
PH: Hee Hee! Exactly! >:)
PH: I am ...
PH: ... allllllllllmost ...
PH: BLINDED
PH: by how it shines >:)
PH: ?lease look at the hinged dro?-opening door which is right ...
PH: ... There.
FA: > I am LOOKING. -->
FA: > there is FURNITURE there. -->
FA: > why is there FURNITURE there. -->
PH: and looking VERY gallantly debonaire as you do it >:)
PH: as I said, there are only TWO ?ossible ex?lanations
PH: one is...
PH: ... of course ...
PH: ... that in the time it took you, at your s?eediest and most im?ressive
PH: ... to reach my hive ...
PH: I barricaded myself in this room >:| and my LUSUS is BELOW
PH: ... or ...
PH: I ...
PH: ... honestly, I am a little wide-eyed at the thought of this stunning revelation ...
PH: ... oooooooor ...
PH: .....
PH: ...........
PH: ...............
PH: That is actually the only logical ex?lanation! >: o !!?!?!
FA: > this -->
FA: > was ANTICLIMATIC. -->
FA: > I am DISAPPOINTED. -->
PH: I a?ologize for not being sufficiently mangled
FA: > I mean the LACK of SECOND OPTION -->
PH: I su??ose I could have been slower ?>:(
FA: > it would be WORSE to have DISCOVERED you DEAD at the SCENE -->
FA: > for this is not a CRIME SOLVING STORY -->
FA: > but one of ADVENTURE and DRAMATIC POSING -->
FA: > also SWOONING -->
FA: > but not by ME. -->
PH: >: o Oh no!!!!!!
PH: I was looking forward to seeing with what ...
PH: ... EXCELLENCE... !
PH: what ... unmitigated ... STYLE
PH: YOU enacted a swoon!
PH: >:P
PH: one of these days
FA: > I do not THINK I am CAPABLE. -->
PH: EZ?RE?KI? L?U?C?E?R?I?!?!?!?!?!
PH: GAS?
PH: If you are not ca?able of swooning
PH: This o?ens all sorts of uncomfortable doors, don't you think?
PH: A ?ro?er ?rotaganist needs to be multifaceted
PH: ... And accom?lished!
PH: I cannot believe you could be inca?able of anything
FA: > HMM -->
FA: > I shall REPHRASE -->
FA: > whilst I am CAPABLE -->
FA: > in the most BRILLIANT of FASHIONS -->
FA: > I choose NOT TO -->
FA: > for a FAINT PROTAGONIST is NO PROTAGONIST AT ALL. -->
PH: >:) That is why I was looking forward to it
PH: Not backwards
FA: > well now that that is RESOLVED -->
FA: > what shall we DO? -->
FA: > is your LUSUS in NEED of calming via STRIFE? -->
PH: I ... would greatly a??reciate ...
PH: ... a retrieval of my huskto?
FA: > CERTAINLY. -->
FA: > >;D -->
FA: > shall I REMOVE the FURNISHINGS from their CURRENT LOCATION? -->
PH: NO!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!!?!!??//??????????!?!NOO???!
PH: Um
PH: I mean to say
FA: > >;I -->
PH: No, that will be all right, thank you
FA: > I THINK -->
FA: > as PROTAGONIST -->
FA: > this is a GLARING MYSTERY -->
FA: > that must be -->
FA: > RESOLVED -->
PH: >:P There are other ways down a level!
FA: > what is it you are DOING up THERE? >;O -->
PH: I am preparing to stand back and learn from your exam?le
PH: >;)
FA: > I SEE. good IDEA. -->
PH: ............................
FA: > uhh. WHOOPS? -->
PH: >:| I ...
PH: Would be very ...
PH: Wroth
PH: Wrathful!!!
PH: IF!
PH: I did not also know
PH: that you are a GENTLEMAN >:P
PH: more than ca?able of reclaiming the huskto?
FA: > I was NOT expecting this PLOT TWIST. -->
PH: and cleaning this all u?
PH: before dawn
FA: > oh DEAR. -->
FA: > oh DEAR oh DEAR. -->
PH: WITHOUT
PH: looking
PH: at anything
PH: HE IS NOT SU??OSED
PH: to look at
FA: > well OK -->
PH: ?er agreement to fulfill my wishes ?>:P
FA: > where am I GOING after I go THROUGH the DOOR? -->
FA: > for the -->
FA: > NARRATIVE'S SAKE -->
FA: > not MINE. -->
FA: > oh, is that a FANFIC down THERE? -->
FA: > I should put it OUT of the WAY for you. -->
PH: >: O
FA: > WHAT ARE YOU DOING ARETHUSA -->
FA: > I was STANDING RIGHT THERE -->
PH: Was I not su??osed to do that?
FA: > and you TACKLED ME! -->
FA: > NO! -->
PH: Did I jum? the narrative gun? >:P
FA: > YES! -->
FA: > this will not do. -->
FA: > I do not find this acceptable. -->
FA: > this cannot be the case at all. -->
PH: Should I do it again? >:( But better?
FA: > no no no. -->
FA: > this -->
FA: > no. -->
FA: > absolutely not. -->
FA: > would you please allow me to return to mobility? -->
FA: > I am currently disabled in this respect. -->
PH: >:P Disabled???????????????? By what, ?ray tell?
FA: > your current state of being sat upon me. -->
PH: I ...
PH: ... am amazed. >: o
FA: > one wouldn't wish to harm you by forcing you off, you see. -->
FA: > that would be rather unlike the uhm. -->
FA: > protagonist. -->
PH: Hee Hee
PH: Of course >:P
PH: There, I think you are just rakishly dishevelled enough
FA: > YES -->
FA: > indeed. -->
PH: To survive...
FA: > THANK YOU> -->
PH: ... an ENCOUNTER
FA: > it is MUCH APPRECIATED -->
PH: Myyyyy ?leasure >:P
FA: > it is HARD to CONTINUE to be PROTAGONISTIC from the FLOOR. -->
FA: > now WHERE was I? -->
PH: About to be dashing, and a little bit ...
PH: ... boyishly foolhardy
FA: > HAHA. -->
FA: > ONWARDS -->
FA: > and DOWNWARDS -->
FA: > then. -->
PH: GAS?. Y?A?Y?!
PH: >:P It cannot be!
FA: > it IS! -->
FA: > I believe THIS belongs to YOU, fair MAIDEN. >;D -->
PH: >:D
PH: .... Wait
PH: >:\
FA: > WHAT. -->
PH: >:/ Unfortunate ?lot twist
FA: > ...CONTINUE. -->
PH: Hmm. I believe...
PH: You ... neglected ...
PH: ... to also rescue the smelling salts! >;)
PH: Swoon!
FA: > OH. -->
FA: > well have THIS -->
FA: > and I'll go buy you more SALTS later. -->
FA: > that CROCODILE is a DOUCHE. -->
FA: > also I'm SLEEPING on your FLOOR because I am not going to BURN TO DEATH trying to go HOME. -->
FA: > this whole this has been RIDICULOUS and ANTICLIMACTIC. -->
FA: *thing
PH: >:) I would never let you sleep on my floor.
FA: > you'd rather your PROTAGONIST BURNED? -->
FA: > that seems a bit CARELESS of YOU. -->
PH: Almost, I believe you are sli??ing, Ezreki!
PH: >:)
PH: For two reasons
PH: And this time, there are ...
PH: ... actually ...
PH: two!
FA: > CONTINUE. -->
PH: 1) The floor? ?erhaps for less heroic trolls. As ?erce?tive as YOU are, you are no doubt well aware that Iiiiiiii...
PH: have a s?are recu?eracoon you are more than welcome to snuggle dee? into
PH: and take a well deserved rest >:P
FA: > OH. -->
PH: 2) A ?rotaganist as brilliant as you...
PH: Have ?ROVEN yourself to be! ! ? ! ?! ?!!
PH: ... would ?robably rather have the challenge of racing Daybreak to get back to his hive.
PH: He would ?robably not wish to s?end time in the purple blood's luxurious s?are recu?eracoon
PH: But she ...
PH: I mean me
PH: ... will try to insist
PH: >;)
FA: > well if the LADY insists -->
FA: > I SUPPOSE the PROTAGONIST must OBLIGE -->
FA: > if ONLY for -->
FA: > the NARRATIVE. -->
PH: Of course
-- facetiousAnimus
[FA]
ceased pestering plotHooked
[PH]
at 6:11 --
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